Tuesday, June 2, 2009

BIG BROTHER IS HERE NOW!!!! SATELLITES ARE WATCHING!!

And all this time, people were telling me I was just paranoid!!!  Well, just because you are paranoid, does not mean someone is not out to get you!!!!  That is just the way it is.  Shhhhhh!  I think they are here again. . .

 

THE POOP ON FINDING PENGUINS

AP News, by Seth Borenstein, AP Science Writer

WASHINGTON – Scientists looking for lost (Who says they were lost!!??) penguins stumbled upon an effective method: Follow their poop from space.

 

 

"Be still, it is going over head again!!"

 

 

 

 

In remote  Antartica, about one-and-a-half times bigger than the United States,researchers have been unable to figure out just where colonies of emperor penguins live and if their population is in peril.

 

 

"Do we look lost?"

 

 

 

 

 

It's harder still because emperor penguins, featured in the film "March of the Penguins," breed on sea ice, which scientists say will shrink significantly in the future because of global warming. Because the large penguins stay on the same ice for months, their poop (We think some scientist[s] have a  fetish problem) stains make them stand out from space.

 

 

 

Scientists at the British Antartic Survey found this out by accident (of course it was) when they were looking at satellite images of their bases. A reddish-brown streak on the colorless ice was right where they knew a colony was, said survey mapping scientist Peter Fretwell.

 

 

 

 

The stain was penguin poo — particularly smelly stuff — and it gave researchers an idea to search for brown stains to find penguins. They found the same telltale trail, usually dark enough to spot from space, all over the continent, said Fretwell by telephone from England.

Satellite image showing guano stains of an emperor penguin colony in Halley Bay, Antarctica (British Antartic Survey Picture)

 

 

 

Using satellite data, the scientists found 10 new colonies of penguins, six colonies that had moved from previously mapped positions (What part of leave us alone did you not understand?) to new spots and another six that seemed to have disappeared. Overall, 38 colonies were spotted from above, according to Fretwell's paper, "Penguins From Space" in the journal Global Ecology and Biogeography. "It's a very important result scientifically, even though it's a lighthearted method," Fretwell said Monday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though Antarctic sea ice hasn't melted so far, scientists predict it to shrink by one-third by the end of the century, potentially threatening the birds, Fretwell said.

 

 

 

 

 

The research is "incredibly useful," because the only time to see emperors are during breeding in winter when weather makes it nearly impossible to get to the colonies, said longtime penguin researcher William Fraser, who wasn't involved in the study. Fraser noted that salty penguin guano "over time will corrode your boots," adding that he has lost nearly a dozen pairs to poop in 35 years of penguin research. (It is called Kharma)

"You spelled it wrong, there are two "L's"!!"


  

45 comments:

  1. being watched from above is much better than the anal probes isnt it pengy....and where did they think all of you were gonna go poo at....Albuquerque

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  2. LMAO.... @ your pengy pooh..... I'll make a mental note of that should I ever meet you..... LOL LOL :):) ya know I love ya John...

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  3. ROFLMBO!! Too Funny, we think alike, I almost put in a line about satellites wathcing being much better than having a tracking device shoved up the keister!! And, being curious, I have to ask, is that the way those guys in white lab coats track Gators?

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  4. now i feel violated and ...dirty

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  5. Ah poor Gator and poor Pengy, that feeling of somebody watching your poo can't be nice ROFL.
    Maybe you should look at Pengy nappies, that would fool them for a while ha ha ha!

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  6. You needed a kinder, gentler lab tech, and with soft hands. . .

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  7. No wonder Gators are cranky at times!!!!

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  8. really i dont mind helping science and all pengy..but who ever convinced them a starfish shaped anal probe is a good thing should be fired

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  9. Big brother has been watching us for years from above ..

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  10. and below *turns to inspect me bumm

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  11. And from behind!! Turns to see if I am still being followed. . .

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  12. Am phoning the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Gators right now!! Lose the Aligator Smile before they get there!!

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  13. between big brother trying shove things up my bum and these guys in my head i dont know where to go or what to do to get some privacy

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  14. as my mother said..always wear clean underwear!!

    (she failed to mention probes, boots and big brother though)

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  15. well the nurse Ratchet looking guy said i was cute ..hard not to smile with a compliment like that

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  16. Pengy Panties!!!!! Thanks Heather, what a great idea for a new fashion line!!!!

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  17. this was a project i tried a while back Penguin Flavored edible undies ..it never took off..i still have a few cases for those interested

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  18. ROFL..... so now we know how to find you!!!!!

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  19. Hey gator and Pengy....I just scored a new job....as a critter trackin device installer....they gave me the tools of the trade... a thin pencil-like rod, for stuffin them up penguin arses, and a 3 yard long pole....for gator butts......
    any advice on how to apply them ???

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  20. Just remember, Pengys are found only above the artic circle, and Gators are only found in Central Park after midnight. . .

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  21. gently...and I guess yer practice with them Koalas counted as hands on experience huh pete

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  22. wow, my voices don't sing much. . .

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  23. siggh i come home from one of the worst days this week at work..and we talk about pengy poo...one reason your a good friend

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  24. my voices either sing..or text message me they never talk to me anymore sadly enough

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  25. Pengy Poo and Beer, does it get much better than that!?

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  26. OMG~ I new I was missing somthing...LOL
    You two nuts are crazy ....What Hoot to read...
    Big Brother is and has always been watching us too..LOL

    Being over 50 must really suck...My dentist said when I got to 30 it was all down hill from there...LOL he sucks too..(((GRIN)

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  27. plɹoʍ
    ǝɥʇ ƃuıʍǝıʌ ǝq llıʍ
    noʎ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
    ǝsɐɔ ɟo ǝldnoɔ ɐ
    ƃuıʞuıɹp ɹǝʇɟɐ ʇnq

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  28. should i be concerned about this? i'm sure i'll be long gone before there is any notable ice shrink and so will the penguins currently inhabiting the area lol
    great post johnboy : ))

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  29. i have yet to catch the scent of any poo that smells like a rose lol

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  30. there is only one penguin this rodent needs to keep track of....
    sure as heck i don't have to trail him by his poo!

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  31. Darn, someone thought of them already. They sure look better on her than they do on me!!

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  32. some how im still not quite comforted by that image pengy

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  33. Goes down smooth!! Keeping it down is the problem. . .

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  34. NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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  35. yeah well we do what we can for the betterment of Penguin lovers everywhere

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  36. dɯɐʍs ǝɥʇ uı
    ppo sʎɐʍlɐ ǝɹɐ sƃuıɥʇ
    ʎƃuǝd sıɥʇ pǝdʎʇ ı
    uǝɥʍ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ
    uo ƃuıpuɐʇs sɐʍ ı

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