COMMUNICATION is so important. Not only what you say, but how you say it. Men, we know women use the same words we do, but they have different meanings. We must come to realize that women view us the same way; same words, different meanings. We also have the ability to sum up an entire days events somewhere between 1 and 5 words. Women hate this. So learn to stretch, if you used 1 word, try two; or if you were on the wordy side and used 5, try 8 or 10. It really isn't that hard, and your lady will appreciate the effort. And if you do not have anything nice to say, remember the old adage:
It is better to remain silent and be thought bad of, than to open your mouth and get the snot beat out of you. . .Next week, our introduction into Communicating with Mother-in-Laws, and a short side lecture on the value of life insurance. See you then.
actually I would rather a man say something stupid than nothing at all, I am used to stupid (thanks to husband 1 & 2) LOL
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Excellent thesis on the female mind! Tee hee.love this! Partly because "as a female who tends to get too wordy" at times.. this can be true (sometimes) : )
ReplyDeleteSooo true and I love that comic, it's a favorite of mine
ReplyDeleteI guess, being positive, you could describe us as mildly entertaining?
ReplyDeleteSometimes the best thing you could say to a woman isn't words, but to turn and run, because anything you say will be interprited wrong.
ReplyDeleteLOL, like that paraphrase of the tree in the forest: "If a man speaks in the forest, but there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong."
ReplyDeleteLOL....you are a riot!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll try to keep this short; LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteI like the unspoken communication best.....
ReplyDeleteThat was next weeks lesson: Part 1; Non Verbal Communication -- When a Come-Hither Look Isn't. . .
ReplyDeleteGreat tune by the way
ReplyDeleteI got me a long theory on this but I'll keep it short....
ReplyDelete*Assume position*
lmao
well in response to that i have this
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..............
ReplyDeletebecause anything you say, can and will, be used against you, in any future argument!!
ReplyDeleteLmao...............
MA'AM...YES MA'AM....
ReplyDeleteYou gonna spank me????
LOL.....great blog and great advice. LOL
ReplyDeletePete you know the difference between a masochist and a sadist right
ReplyDeletea masochist says spank me spank me
and a sadist says NO
He he, had no idea!
ReplyDeleteactually, i HATE guys who talk too much. those who blabber a lot, i always mistook for a crossdresser. i hate it. i like my man not to say anything, except "here's my visa card Mj, use it all you want" or "how many times do you want me to brush your hair, Mj?"
ReplyDeleteam really not a demanding person, you see.
MJ has the right idea
ReplyDeleteglad to know am not alone...
ReplyDeleteYou are going to let the "guy" find this out, AFTER he is totally head over heels for you?
ReplyDeletewell that shouldnt take long pengy
ReplyDeleteThat is so true, isn't there song about: To know her is to love her? Perhaps the unofficial MJ song. . .
ReplyDeletesounds like a perfect song for our deity
ReplyDeleteguess ya no good to me then......
ReplyDeleteall I say is...
"get me a coffee"
s"stop wastin money"
brush ya own goddamed hair"
'Spread enm bitch"......
with "I love ya" on birthdays, Xmas, Mothers day, Fathers day, and any other day I might want sex....
Lmao.....
Now....I bet you believe this, doncha....................
no lengthy comment tonight....something "came up" giggle. night John
ReplyDeleteOh yair.....
ReplyDeletelet me guess the "up-comming".....................
rotfbmal........................
shhhhh... our lil secret. ^^
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed your most informative tidd bit regarding "communication" however, I think yr next article "Communicating with mother_in_laws" may have to have a part 1, 2 and possibly 3.. as they know so much, say so much and love to help so many lol .. seriously I love my Mum-in-law Im very very lucky to have such a gem in my life. Enjoyed all the comments also up above. Cheers again, hope yr doing well over there.Angie
ReplyDeleteCommunication IS so important. It is vital to a relationship, but it is not how many words you say.... it is that you speak at all! And it is so well worth the effort! Cherie's form of communication below is always nice! (okay so maybe us woman should use less words ~ lol).... love the cartoon and the music!
ReplyDeleteyair....best form of communication is done nekkid....................
ReplyDeleteLmao........