I can identify with this one, but not only do I misplace my keys, I tend to lose my eye glasses, my check book, the remote, etc.. And what is this, life is so unfair, not only do women look better than us, they smell better, they are softer to touch, they have more and nicer curves than we do, and now I find out they use both sides of their brain and we only use one!!!! That being said, I have to say the person with the most uncanny sense of direction that I know is my sister.
WOMEN'S DIFFICULTY IN READING MAPS, AND MEN'S USELESSNESS IN FINDING THINGS RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES COULD BE EXPLAINED BY NEW RESEARCH
by Richard Alleyne, Science Correspondent -- The Telegraph UK on Line edition
Scientists believe the reason the sexes differ is due to their different roles in evolution.Men had to hunt and stalk their prey, so became skilled at navigation, while women foraged for food and so became good at spotting fruits and nuts close by.
The theory emerged from a study which looked at the different ways in which men and women appreciate art.
Researchers discovered that a brain region called the parietal lobe, which governs spatial awareness, is active in both men and women when they admire a "beautiful" picture or photograph.
But while neurons on both sides of the brain were stimulated in women, only those in the right hemisphere were activated in men.
The left side deals with closer range objects while the right is better at co-ordinates.
The scientists, led by Dr Francisco Ayala from the University of California, and reported in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, believe differences in the way men and women appreciate beauty probably arose early in the evolution of early modern humans, say the researchers.
Hunting, traditionally done by men, required a "co-ordinating" ability to track animals accurately while on the move. Closer spatial awareness was better suited to foraging for fruit, roots or berries, a job mainly carried out by women.
"Women tend to be more aware than men of objects around them, including those that seem irrelevant to the current task, whereas men out-perform women in navigation tasks," the scientists wrote. "Men tend to solve navigation tasks by using orientation-based strategies involving distance concepts and cardinal directions, whereas women tend to base their activities on remembering the location of landmarks and relative directions, such as "left from", or "to the right of"."
I can read a map... but im useless in mechanics... I do admit men are better at somethings....
ReplyDeleteHey I can read a map also.... It's when Russ asks me which way do I turn and I say "That way"! ROFLMBO
ReplyDeleteThis is totally hilarious!!!!! I hope you can find your glasses so you can read my response....lol
Huggin ya!!!! The Rutans
I think they might be right next to your keys.... yeah... Your glasses, next to your keys????? lol
ReplyDeleteand next to your checkbook and.....the remote.. and.... THE MAP THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO READ!!!
ReplyDeleteRuss says I'm being rotten to you.... He's on your side, I'm guessin that's because he's a MAN!!!! ROFL
ReplyDeletei know how to read a map, too. me thinks there's something wrong with the findings.
ReplyDeleteit took Moises (no offense, Sir) almost forty years to find the promise land. remember?
That is because he refused to ask directions!!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the article and the comments! Yes, I have heard those theories a few times before, I call that "domestic blindness" when my males can't find that jar of mayo right in front of them in the fridge or the slippers under the bed ha ha! I guess we are made different, that's why we complement each other so well! And John, your glasses are on your head you know lol!
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! I have to admit I have done that!!!
ReplyDeleteThat and he can't read maps! Ha!
ReplyDeletelol.. all i know is the women i go ghost hunting with have absolutely no sense of direction... and i mean none at all, lol
ReplyDeleteJohn.... I just want you to know, I think your the greatest! I was only pickin and grinnin. The comment about Moses is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteHey Dave, I would get lost if I was ghost hunting.. Other wise I would feel like I was the one being haunted...Hunted..lol
ReplyDeleteI cannot be mad at you, you bake double chocolate chocolate chip cookies!!
ReplyDeleteWhew, I feel better already... Looks like I'm gonna have to send you some of my cookies, or better yet.. Get you to come to the South here and pickem up. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh by the way, Russ lost his glasses, have you seen 'em? LOL
ReplyDeleteI have never had to admit I am lost. I just ask someone where I am is all. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteI can read a map fine if I turn it upside down /:-)
ReplyDeleteI know where Texas is and my beer!!!!...im so proud
ReplyDeletewell we all know that Davy Crockett was one of the greatest frontiersmen ever once when he was a congressman he was asked "Mr Crockett in all your exploring have you ever been lost" he was said to have replied "NO, but I was a might confused once for a couple of weeks" and i cant find crap half the time including my charts
ReplyDeleteGuess what?? I CAN READ AND FOLLOW MAPS - yippeee ..... I'm also very good at food GATHERING - I have my own veggie and herb garden alongside my little cottage !
ReplyDeleteThe one thing I refuse to do is HUNT, a cruel practice !
Gosh I love to hunt...its all in a man..meat eaters are better lovers
ReplyDeleteOK, I can eat a map... I admit...
ReplyDeleteYou know my sense of direction too well so I can't deny any of this. How many times did I get lost coming there?
ReplyDeleteI think I lose my keys more than I would mess up on maps. That's really interesting about the study they did on how men and women look at art. It's funny, because I notice when I am looking at a photo or painting with a guy they always seem to notice more things than I do. They do seem to look at it differently, now I know why.
ReplyDeleteOMG I can read maps great and I often lose my keys...........................I AM A MAN. No wonder I have so many problems...........LOLLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteI admit it - I have absolutely no sense of direction. I can read a map though. If you ask me which way is north - I have no clue, but a road map..... as long as I'm in the passenger seat - I can do that (and you start out telling me which direction we are going in..........) LOL
ReplyDeleteI am able to find all my husbands lost items................ including the remote, which is always right where the kids hide it. ha ha
And you should be!!! You either just proved this wrong or you are special!!!! (I vote on the special)
ReplyDeleteLove the music, John... it is very nice! And LOL, the cartoons are great!
i'm a manly woman lol
ReplyDeleteOh my! I can lay things down one minute, and forget where I put it..Like my cell phone, and now my blue tooth.. Been looking for my blue tooth for several days now. And yeah, I read maps good enought. Just hope I can when Cathy and I travel from Wisconsin, to Oregon. Oh yeah... Scares the heck out of me when I loose my car keys, but eventually find them. Liked your blog John. You always come up with something interesting, and a lot of food for thought.
ReplyDeleteDont worry honey, I'll help you...I havent gotten lost yet, turned around maybe, but not lost..have never lost my keys but have locked them in the car..not anymore..they stay clipped to my belt loop, use the spare that stays in the car and just in case Deb has the new one...giggle. And as far as men getting lost...my ex did all the time...he never listened to me or paid attention when other guys told him which way to go..giggle..dork. go figure. But seriously honey..if you keep those eyes on the map instead of me..you'll do just fine..giggle.
ReplyDeleteBy the way John, loved your blog..always do..
ReplyDeletePhil has taken to leaving his keys in the car.... That way he knows where they are all the time. As for me.... I have got us lost way too many times even with a GPS! :-)
ReplyDeleteOMGOSH.... your sooo right about men losing things.... my hubby being one of the worst!!!! but whats this about women not being able to read a map... I'm the navagator in our family... and I have to read all the put together instructions for anythng that needs put together.... LOL even for my daughter... sheeeeesh.... cant anyone else follow directions... hehehee
ReplyDeleteWell, it's true... I get lost often... and as for those video games where you have to navigate through buildings or scenery--forget it! I can find stuff and remember where even the little things are, though!
ReplyDeleteHiya John
ReplyDeleteIf this the case, and i quote:
"Men had to hunt and stalk their prey, so became skilled at navigation"---
Why do they get lost all the time and refuse to ask for help then, me wonders?!! :))))
Women can both read the map and ask for directions - for it is no big deal to us -
as we want to get to the place as fast as possible.
Have a grand weekend.