I can identify with this one, but not only do I misplace my keys, I tend to lose my eye glasses, my check book, the remote, etc.. And what is this, life is so unfair, not only do women look better than us, they smell better, they are softer to touch, they have more and nicer curves than we do, and now I find out they use both sides of their brain and we only use one!!!! That being said, I have to say the person with the most uncanny sense of direction that I know is my sister.
WOMEN'S DIFFICULTY IN READING MAPS, AND MEN'S USELESSNESS IN FINDING THINGS RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES COULD BE EXPLAINED BY NEW RESEARCH
by Richard Alleyne, Science Correspondent -- The Telegraph UK on Line edition
Scientists believe the reason the sexes differ is due to their different roles in evolution.Men had to hunt and stalk their prey, so became skilled at navigation, while women foraged for food and so became good at spotting fruits and nuts close by.
The theory emerged from a study which looked at the different ways in which men and women appreciate art.
Researchers discovered that a brain region called the parietal lobe, which governs spatial awareness, is active in both men and women when they admire a "beautiful" picture or photograph.
But while neurons on both sides of the brain were stimulated in women, only those in the right hemisphere were activated in men.
The left side deals with closer range objects while the right is better at co-ordinates.
The scientists, led by Dr Francisco Ayala from the University of California, and reported in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, believe differences in the way men and women appreciate beauty probably arose early in the evolution of early modern humans, say the researchers.
Hunting, traditionally done by men, required a "co-ordinating" ability to track animals accurately while on the move. Closer spatial awareness was better suited to foraging for fruit, roots or berries, a job mainly carried out by women.
"Women tend to be more aware than men of objects around them, including those that seem irrelevant to the current task, whereas men out-perform women in navigation tasks," the scientists wrote. "Men tend to solve navigation tasks by using orientation-based strategies involving distance concepts and cardinal directions, whereas women tend to base their activities on remembering the location of landmarks and relative directions, such as "left from", or "to the right of"."
Sometimes a picture speaks louder than words. Hey add some more pictures, dialog, background music, characters, and the subject at hand, and you have the eternal mini series!!
I have often pondered the marvelous differences between men and women, physical, emotional, the way we view things, all one of the great mysteries. If it works between them, the sum is far greater than the two. And if it does not work, sometimes One is not the loneliest number, sometimes Two is a far lonelier number. How to get it to work, that is another great mystery. . .
An English professor wrote the following words on the blackboard:
"A Woman without her Man is nothing"
He then asked his students to puntuate it.
The males tended to puntuate it:
"A Woman, without her Man, is nothing."
The females tended to puntuate it this way:
A Woman: without her, man is nothing."
We were thinking of painting some of the rooms, and she asked me what I thought of "this color?"
And I simply answered, "It looks like the same red you showed me a minute ago, and the same red you showed me two minutes ago."
To which she replied with a tone that cannot be described, but every husband knows the one I mean: "This IS Spring Morning Rose!!!"
Well, as if we did not have enough to worry about already. Global warming, Ice Ages, Terrorists, Food supplies, Clean water, Health Care, Politicians saying: "We just want to help you." Now this, a defective Y chromosone. Fellows, we were planned with obsolescence. Is this proof of Intelligent Design? If so, we need to talk to Her about it right now. I hope you will miss us, just a little bit. Don't cry for us Argentina. --John--
ENVISIONING A WORLD WITHOUT MEN
The Y chromosome is deteriorating
By NICK WATT LONDON, April 28, 2008
Imagine a world without men: Lauren Bacall but no Bogie, Hillary Clinton but no Bill, no Starsky or Hutch.
This isn't just an unlikely sci-fi scenario. This could be reality, according to Bryan Sykes, an eminent professor of genetics at Oxford University and author of "Adam's Curse: A Future Without Men."
"The Y chromosome is deteriorating and will, in my belief, disappear," Sykes told me. A world-renowned authority on genetic material, Sykes is called upon to investigate DNA evidence from crime scenes. His team of researchers is currently compiling a DNA family tree for our species
Y Chromosome 'Fatally Flawed'
The Y chromosome is passed from father to son, it's what makes babies into boys. Basically the human template is a female: the Y chromosome kicks in a few weeks after conception and makes a boy. "Men are genetically modified women," explained Sykes. But unlike other chromosomes, the Y chromosome can't repair itself and will, says Sykes, disappear altogether in about 125,000 years.
"Every generation one percent of men will have a mutation which reduces their fertility by 10 percent," explained Sykes. Unlike most chromosomes, the Y does not travel through the generation in pairs, so can never repair itself from a mirror. Flaws are never repaired. "So if that goes on for generation after generation," Sykes argued, "eventually there are no functioning Y chromosomes left."
So no more men … sparsely populated sports bars, Ferrari would lose the lion's share of its business, and Hooters would probably go out of business.
It's a long time, 125,000 years. But we men have a far more immediate problem: sperm counts have fallen by an incredible 20 percent in the past 50 years. Stress? Alcohol? Environmental pollution? Who knows, but it's deeply concerning for those of us with a vested interest in the survival of the male.
Sykes has received hate mail. "To seem to be saying that men will become extinct, which is what I am saying," he mused. "I've had all kinds of messages from male groups saying, 'how can you betray your gender?'"
But would the absence of men make the world a better place? There would be far fewer wars without men on the planet, and the U.S. prison population would drop a colossal 97 percent. Road deaths in the U.S. would fall 70 percent. The Olympics would be half as long, which some people might view as a good thing.
Female-Only Reproduction
But surely, flawed Y chromosome or not, bad behavior or not, we are needed for procreation. Women can't have babies without us … right? I'm afraid, pretty soon they won't need our sperm, our chromosomes, our anything.
Until now, female-only reproduction has been limited to the plant and animal kingdom. So-called parthenogenesis, observed in the Cape Honey Bee, the Kimono Dragon and the hammerhead shark. In humans: confined to 1950s B movies. But Sykes says the technology for women to procreate without us is just around the corner.
"Within the next few years you will get two women having a child who is the biological child of both of them," Sykes said. "And entirely normal in every respect, but always female." They've already done it with mice. Two mothers: the genetic material from one used to fertilize the egg of the other.
Two Mommies
The picture that Professor Sykes is painting is of a nuclear family without a man in sight. We went in search of what could be the template for the survival of our species. Laura and Natalie are a lovely couple who live in South London with their 13-month-old daughter Sanne. They agreed to let our all-male crew take a peek into their lives. Natalie actually gave birth to Sanne. The sperm came from an anonymous donor. She's raised by two moms.
"That the child will be well balanced with just two moms: Well, that's been proven back in the 40s," explained Natalie, who is also a child psychologist. "It's the care giving and the relationship between the care-giver and the infant that is the important part."
Laura, who right now is the bread winner, thinks any family will work as long as the child is, "getting the attention, the affection, the discipline." Looking at her very contented daughter, Laura told me, "She's obviously confident. She's very stable and secure. So I think so far we're doing okay."
Laura attended both the dads' and the moms' prenatal classes. I asked Natalie if having Laura as the partner was better than having a man? "I had actually a couple of mothers saying, 'Well, at least Laura's a woman she will understand better.'" Natalie told me. "And I said, 'no.' … She was exactly the same as the dads!"
Could Laura mount a defense? "I would like to think that I separate from the dads in that I'm not hooked on the ball games and things like that," she explained. And I must say, she was knee-deep in diaper changing and feeding time while we were hanging out.
So judging by this family, two moms aren't necessarily better, but can be just as good. But surely they must need a burly man for some things? I offered to put up some shelves, or change some light bulbs. "Actually, Laura is very, very handy," Natalie told me, trying not to hurt my feelings.
"My father's a mechanic, so there's nothing about a car that disturbs me," explained Laura. "I've also … I renovated a house. So, I'm really not concerned about that either."
Maybe our only hope as men is that women decide to keep us alive for their own amusement. For the pop music, perhaps, or maybe the dancing. We can be good at that.
Then again, they might keep a few of us around to just get even with (john)
I can identify with this one, but not only do I misplace my keys, I tend to lose my eye glasses, my check book, the remote, etc.. And what is this, life is so unfair, not only do women look better than us, they smell better, they are softer to touch, they have more and nicer curves than we do, and now I find out they use both sides of their brain and we only use one!!!! That being said, I have to say the person with the most uncanny sense of direction that I know is my sister. 
Hunting, traditionally done by men, required a "co-ordinating" ability to track animals accurately while on the move. Closer spatial awareness was better suited to foraging for fruit, roots or berries, a job mainly carried out by women. 
those that seem irrelevant to the current task, whereas men out-perform women in navigation tasks," the scientists wrote. "Men tend to solve navigation tasks by using orientation-based strategies involving distance concepts and cardinal directions, whereas women tend to base their activities on remembering the location of landmarks and relative directions, such as "left from", or "to the right of"." 
