I have often pondered the marvelous differences between men and women, physical, emotional, the way we view things, all one of the great mysteries. If it works between them, the sum is far greater than the two. And if it does not work, sometimes One is not the loneliest number, sometimes Two is a far lonelier number. How to get it to work, that is another great mystery. . .
An English professor wrote the following words on the blackboard:
"A Woman without her Man is nothing"
He then asked his students to puntuate it.
The males tended to puntuate it:
"A Woman, without her Man, is nothing."
The females tended to puntuate it this way:
A Woman: without her, man is nothing."
We were thinking of painting some of the rooms, and she asked me what I thought of "this color?"
And I simply answered, "It looks like the same red you showed me a minute ago, and the same red you showed me two minutes ago."
To which she replied with a tone that cannot be described, but every husband knows the one I mean: "This IS Spring Morning Rose!!!"
I know my way to the Dog House quite well.
--E.J. Edwards--
IT starts early!!!!
VIVA-LA-DIFFERENCE!!!!
I Haven't met anyone who has a surefire formula.
ReplyDeleteNo nothing surefire, however if you have a lot in common plus respect, humor, tolerance and ear plugs you do have a spark that could last a lifetime.
ReplyDeletegator is a single gator so he doesnt know alot in this area
ReplyDeletego suns
ReplyDeleteIt helps of course that we come from different planets......LMAO.
ReplyDeleteIt's the great thing about mysteries.....half the fun is finding the answer....together.....
ReplyDeleteWe were here first!!!
ReplyDeleteJohn....we need to talk....
ReplyDeleteYou must have been 'cos if we had been things would be totally different....LOL.
ReplyDeletedesign improvement /:-)
ReplyDeletemen are plain boring in nature.
ReplyDeletewe women make their lives exciting. period.
Well, I beg to differ. I've pondered, at great lengths, the male and female chromosomes. A woman has the XX chromosome. A man has an XY chromosome. Now, if you look at the Y chromosome carefully, you'll find that it is actually an X with a bit broken off. So, you see, women came first and men were a mutation that occurred when the little arm of the 2nd X chromosome was broken away. The broken arm contained all the touchy, feely, sunset-appreciating genes that men are missing. This explains why men are so defective.
ReplyDeleteSettle! SETTLE! I'm only joking pets :-)
Men and women get along so well (most of the time) because they compliment each other. Each one has their strengths and weaknesses and together they make a whole. :-)
Ahhhhh, ain't love grand? If it wasn't for sex, we'd live in separate countries lol :-)
LOL Wish I had you as my science teacher!!
ReplyDeleteIt's never to late to learn ;-)
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh
Maybe the secret is not trying and just going with the flow lol
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Bill Cosby !!!
I was here first
ReplyDeleteDoes make you ponder...but when it's right it's oh so right!..and when it's wrong LOOK OUT! grin :)
ReplyDeleteAnd you're still here!! Viva La Caveman!!!
ReplyDeletedoes it really matter who was here first? women always seem to have to clean up the mens messes anyway. LOL. and another point...if you men were here first, who cooked your food, changed your diaper, pampered you when you were sick should I go on? LOL. Its just great that we can all get along without to much hassle. Single and in seperate houses is a great invention.
ReplyDeleteI am glad we are different - if not life will be pretty boring, me thinks. :-)
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