Tuesday, August 12, 2008

LUST IN SPACE

NASA continues to deny this, the Russians just smile.   I would think this has crossed most of our minds at least once.  What would love making be like in space, weightless, among the stars, and among 3 or four other crewmates who promise not too look or listen?  Even if NASA or the Russian RKA did not sanction such experiments (where does one volunteer anyway?)  the curiousity of human nature, and human hormones I think would have gotten the better of the astronauts/cosmosnauts. 

ASTRONAUTS TEST SEX IN SPACE -- BUT DID THE EARTH MOVE?

by John Henly, The Guardian, UK, on line edition

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

 

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX (this has to be a typo, wouldn't the codenamed actually be STS-XXX?) was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.

 

 

 

This is carrying the experiments a little to far!!!

 

 

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs (I cannot believe they called our astronauts "guinea pigs"!!!!)  then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped (hard to believe that has not leaked out yet!!)but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

 

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

 

 

 

 

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible

 

 

The Blue Danube (Reprise Version) - 2001: Space Odyssey

30 comments:

  1. Hmm...well if we have to experiment we do. I'll do my part for the future of our race!!!

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  2. Hmmm...bondage has a place in Space Sexploration!!

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  3. Now there's an idea for a new resort. Perhaps in Las Vegas where what happens there stays there (don't believe that for a minute).
    Let couples rent suites that have special chambers that have 0 gravity. People will go on a long queue for that experience. Right behind me.

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  4. Wow...I can't help but wonder which of the positions worked...see where my mind goes?

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  5. ROFL!! I think we are all wondering about which ones did and which ones didn't!! Where ever your mind is Marianne, it has lots of company I am sure!!

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  6. Hmmm...gave me a new idea for a business....I think I saw a scene a few years back with James Bond doin it in space....Gawd, that guy could do it anywhere....my hero..

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  7. Yep...I'm wondering which of the positions worked as well.....LOL.

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  8. There just might be an ad for duct tape, velcro and bungee cords in this!!!

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  9. Daisy beat you too it, perhaps talk to her about a partnership!!

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  10. Well, since great minds think alike, but I thought faster. 60/40 on the new business venture. I'm the 60%.

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  11. I have been to mars and back..space love ..sucks...now back on Earth..its more of a challenge you know..gravity baby...

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  12. Penguin you always come up with some of the most fun blogs and Gator will have a little input on this tomorrow there are some things about gators and space never released

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  13. Ummm, Looking at the crowd behind you, how do you tell which ones are female and which ones are male?

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  14. gives new meaning to the Command Module docking, lol

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  15. i dont know any of u....but i sure have had a blast reading the comments more than the blog..sure the blog has put me in a very very contemplative mood[ how am i going to get thru my yoga class?]..but thanks for the laughs early morning!,xx

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  16. Dr.O..they make love with their heads...gezzzz...all males

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  17. When you get more info.. on which ones worked let US know...!!! LOL.
    You all crack me up!

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  18. This gives new meaning to The Mile High Club ~ I wonder what the name would be for this one lol

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  19. Black Hole comes to mind..wait..no

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  20. Its this song Dr.O im sorry..makes me...sexually thinking and happy about space

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  21. The things we do for science...LOL

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  22. Hhhmmmmmmm sex in space...I wanna do that...where else would an old woman no longer have things going south (grinnin) without gravity they would be back where they were when we were young....where can I buy a ticket for space flight...grinnin some more.

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  23. so that explains the sperm like smell i inhaled in Mt. Nam last Sunday?!
    can lungs get pregnant?

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  24. ha ha ... wonder what positions work

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  25. Lol, no kidding about that video. If anyone could find it, I'm sure Robbie Cave could. :)

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  26. Hahaha! I guess it's better to remain on earth!

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  27. by mechanical assistance do they mean something to hang on to...or silk scarves and handcuffs...or robots...???

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  28. Oh my goodness.....now i've heard everything....thats just plain nuts. Me thinks the Gov. has tooo much money to spend if they think that that is an important field of study. but since they went and did it.....sure is interesting

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