Monday, March 16, 2009

SEXY SNEEZES OH MY!!!!!

And here I thought it was because I had dust up my nose!!!  Or a cold, or allergic to something that was in full bloom.  Guys, you had better tell your wives or girlfriends that you HAVE BEEN around dust recently, or HAVE a cold, or you HAVE hayfever before you start sneezing.  And if you start to sneeze every 52 seconds or so, make sure you tell your love that you are only thinking of her.

 

 

 

THE SEXY SECRET THAT COULD LIE IN A SNEEZE

by John von Radowitz;  THE INDEPENDENT, UK, Science Section

The next time someone in the room sneezes, you might want to wonder what exactly is on their mind after researchers found evidence that in certain people sneezing can be triggered by sexual fantasy.

(My theory is that in some cases, sneezes will cause one to think of sex.)

Dr Mahmood Bhutta, an ear, nose and throat specialist at the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, launched the study after seeing a patient who suffered "uncontrollable" sneezing fits every time he had a sexual thought.

"We thought this unusual and performed a literature search of the topic," he wrote in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine. Together with colleague Dr Harold Maxwell, Dr Bhutta found that typing the words "sex", "sneeze" or "sneezing" into Google produced a surprising number of hits.

"Although internet reports do not give us an accurate incidence, our findings do suggest that it is much more common than recognised," wrote Dr Bhutta and Dr Maxwell.

 

 

 

 

Sneezing usually occurs in response to nasal irritation, triggering a reflex that expels air at speeds of over 90 miles an hour. Eyebrow plucking can also provoke sneezing by stimulating the trigeminal nerve, which produces sensations in the face.

But other more puzzling sneezing triggers are also known, said the researchers. One was the "photic sneeze reflex" – an apparently inherited sneezing reaction to sunlight, which affects almost a quarter of the population. More rare were cases of people from the same family sneezing after meals.

 

 

Dr Bhutta said he believed sneezing when thinking about sex probably ran in families too. He added: "I think this reflex demonstrates evolutionary relics in the wiring of a part of the nervous system, the autonomic nervous system... Sometimes the signals in this system get crossed, and I think this may be why some people sneeze when they think about sex."

 

 

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53 comments:

  1. So that explains why certain people seem to have colds every time certain people visit.

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  2. ROFL!!!!!! You should have been a detective!!

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  3. Ahchoo..................ahchoo..................ahchoo..........ahchoo.....................achoo.........ahchoo, ahchoo, ahchoo, ahchoo......................

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  4. NOW that is funny!!!!! ROFLMBO!!!! Ummmm that seems like a lot more often than every 52 seconds?!?

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  5. how about 9 times in 52 seconds??

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  6. Oh krikey, I sneezed 40 times last night!

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  7. you had to put Bernadette Peters almost releasing her big beautiful ...accchoooooooooooooooss

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  8. Is that who that is, I thought they, I mean she looked familiar. . .

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  9. Would really like to see her reaction after she notices she has modified her evening wear. . .

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  10. I suppose I need to keep my fantasies to a minimum. Ahhhhh choooooooooooooo! LOL

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  11. i havent sneezed since 1386 ummm BC

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  12. I am going to have to send you and MJ some fine ground pepper. . .

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  13. hhmmm nope tried it, didnt work..must be just from dust.

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  14. um how bout maybe the girl in the animated gif instead...though im thinking shes nothing to sneeze at

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  15. AH, now I see the connection. It's about WATCHING other people sneeze! ROFL. Hmm doesn't work for me though...

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  16. LOL Hilarious.... I watched someone cross their legs and sneeze the other day.... It didn't make any of us think of sex but Phil did wonder if she wet her pants!!!! :-) The lady popping her "swimming costume" is far more entertaining! :-)

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  17. Very interesting... does that mean that if there is no cold this time and no sneezes.. it could be a disaster????

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  18. The new face of porn .... Dunno bout you but I'm feeling it *flaps eye lashes*

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  19. Not necessarily. We could watch other people and then sneeze!! I feel a sneeze coming on. . .

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  20. I am sneezing. I plan on sneezing. I am going to enjoy sneezing.

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  21. I don't know who that is popping her outfit open, but I don't think it's Bernadette Peters.
    http://www.pomogalaxy.com/images/gang/9-07updates/g_bernadette-peters.jpg

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  22. things here grow otter by the day

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  23. I think you are right Catherine, I pulled my eyes away long enough to study her face. Wonder just who she is, and the circumstances of the wardrobe malfunction.

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  24. Thankfully the Lady in Green does!!

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  25. You have to look higher than that to see her nose Gator.

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  26. still looking pengy i did notice what i believe to be a neck or collar bone...am i getting closer

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  27. Proof that Gator does not think about only photography and sailing; but then we always suspected that!!

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  28. wonders what this penguin was dreaming about that caused the sneeze

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  29. LOL Wish I could remember my dreams. . .

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  30. have a great day o wise and sneezing penguin...

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  31. have a great day o wise and sneezing penguin...

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  32. I'll put in a supply of extra soft tissues for her next visit.

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  33. Oh now I know why I have been sneezing so much lately!

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  34. now I am worried..I havent been sneezing..only mold and dust does that for me...yup worried now. giggle.

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  35. Don't worry until the first of April. I have the feeling that even if you are not sneezing by then, you will be too busy to worry. :-)

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  36. I am so in trouble on this. I average about 18-23 sneezes a day, every day for varid reasons. There's gonna be a girl out there that thinks sex is all I have on my mind.

    (Looks around)

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  37. I was hoping that's what it was....

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  38. Somebody ... needs a spanking.

    Aaaah, I mean, a, a, a ... oh hell, now I don't know what I mean.

    Was that an offer!!??

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  39. That was exactly what it was.....

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  40. That's what I thought...batts lashes and smiles innocently.

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  41. This is weird. Just before I started reading this again, I sneezed about 15 times in a row, then another 8 times after that, probably all within a minute. I'm afraid to ask what that would mean.

    Maybe I'm just allergic to this blog.

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  42. This is true. I have sneezed when having sexual thoughts ever since I was a teenager (and that was quite a long time ago.) It's only the thought, not the action, that makes me sneeze.

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