POSTSCRIPT -- THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE MISSING BOOBIES

Thank you one and all!!  The surprising response to the previous blog, and great laughs from it are due to all of you, for your comments, insight, outlook, wit, charm, even taking the time to link to the blog, warped sense of humor, and sometimes physical attributes!!  I think I have spent more time on the floor than I have in my chair!!!  A very special thanks to Cherie's Boobies, without whose misplacement, runaway, or Boobnapping, this story could not have been possible.  A special thanks to Uralians and Duchess for the information on Oz Knockers, and especially the new information that Oz does indeed have Boobies.  I love it when laughter can also be educational!!!   Thanks to Chief Special Missing Boobie investGator JGary, whose dedication , intravenous use of coffee and lack of sleep, kept the Boobies at least in sight if not close to hand.  And we cannot forget  Special Anchor BillDance, who in this case was far from Silent, his special reports and action alerts may have interrupted our Blog watching, but kept us informed of the condition, where abouts, and shape of Cherie's Boobies.  But again, a very special thanks to all of you who added to everyones laughter and fun!!!

Now we do have some last minute items to take care of:

We had so many search volunteers turn out, 99% of whom were serious and dedicated to the return of Cherie's Boobies, and we cannot thanks those enough; but there were some, that we had to release or turn down their request to help:

 

We thought this volunteer group would be a fantastic assist, until we realized they had their names written on them, and a note of who to call if they became lost. Also explains why they wore the Boobie Traps instead of setting them.

 

 

 

 

Another two who enjoyed wearing the Boobie Traps just a little too much to not be concerned about them.

 

 

 

 

 

And lastly, this research group from Berkeley had to be let go, they were still deciding what a Boobie was 3 days into the search.  They called this activity pictured, "becoming one with the Boobie".

 

 

We did have some experts Volunteer to help in anyway they could:

 

 

Dr. Wheel  Mounds, worlds foremost expert on Boobie Traps ,dropped by to provide assistance. Everyone who met him says he was one of the happiest people they have ever met.

 

 

 

A young lady who wishes to remain anonymous,  dropped by to demonstate the proper way to set the trap.  Funny thing is, the women at the meeting said Yes! That's it! Simple!"  and the males seemed to say  "Huh, how did she do that behind her back??!!"  We asked her back for another course for the male volunteers.

 

 

Mr. Richard Simmons dropped by, we tried to say we had enough help, but could not get a word in.

 

 

 

 

 

This little fellow was fantastic, could spot a Boobie from miles away.  He was extremely useful inbetween naps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Companies and organizations came from all over the world to help:

 

 

A Japanese electronics firm is working 24/7 to perfect a Boobie listening device.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even NASA has been donating time to the search.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A TShirt company has donated time and TShirts to Cherie's cause.

 

 

 

 

A local French Pastry Shop donated much needed refreshments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Tattoo Parlor in New Jersey provided free identifying Boobie Tattoos.

 

 

 

 

 

National Milk Companies responded to the emergency.

 

 

 

 

 

There were some interesting things turned in as Cheries Boobies, none of which seemed to fit the bill.

 

The finder said he sat and watched these for days and days.

 

 

 

 

 

You know our Heather, who also helped in this search, and Kathy, both friends of mine collect Heart Shaped rocks. I do not know why, but I think I may start to collect Boob shaped rocks.

 

 

 

Right Bathroom, wrong Boobies.

 

 

 

 

Cherie wanted to keep the car, we are feeling out the company for her.

 

 

 

 

 

And lastly, there were some unfortunate accidents:

 

 

 

We cannot express the importance of staying focused often enough.

 

 

 

 

We cannot show you the picture that follows this one, it is far too graphic for public viewing.  Let us restate the warning;  NEVER STARE AT BOOBIES! 

 

 

 

 

At last count we have three searchers that were taken off the search line.  We are providing the best of modern medical care.  Please keep them close to your chest and in your thoughts.

 

 

 

The worst accident happened in a Research Park in Los Angeles, where a non-traditional film company donated a spare prop for a Boobie Trap. No serious injuries were reported though several people were overcome by perfume and bath powder fumes.

 

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

 

 

 

Prince Charles for personally searching Great Britain for Cherie's Boobies.

 

 

 

 

 

To Chief Boobie InvestiGator JGary for inventing a simple yet effective test for the millions of fake and illegal Boobies flooding countries world wide that Anchor Bill uncovered in an under the covers investigative report.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a half hearted thank you to the Mushroom Growers of America, for trying to find a substitute for Cherie in case her own precious Boobies do not return.

 

Again, I thank all of you who took part, added to, and enjoyed the search.  Can we do it again next year??

 

UPDATE  06-17-08  11:53pdt

NAARTA OFFERS LOAN!!!

I did not think updates would be needed , but we must notice and give a special thanks to such an unselfish offer.  NAARTA has extended her loan offer of her own very nice  Boobies to Cherie.  If everyone in the world were so caring and unselfish with their endowments, the world would be a better and much happier place.  Thank you NAARTA!!!  Please people, make sure you thank Naarta!

Please note:  NAARTA wants to point out, due to many requests, that this offer only applies to Cherie.

You can thank Naarta here -------->