HAVE YOU SEEN CHERIE'S BOOBIES -- RECENT UPDATES!!!!

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Have You Seen Cherie's Boobies?

(This public request for assistance has been approved by the Friends of Cherie's Boobies Search Committee and the ASPCB)

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 Please, contact Cherie with any information  here

 

These Boobies have been missing for a few days now, the owner is getting worried.

 

They escaped from a very secure holding area sometime during the evening.

 

We do think they will be found together as they were raised together since they were little Boobies. 

 

The like to be close to  to each other for warmth, security and comfort. 

 

If the Boobies are blue all over, that might be due to cold, if their beaks are a bit more pronounced than usual, that is certainly due to being cold.

 

Please do not approach or handle, these are extremely shy Boobies, and only allow special people they are used to, to handle them.

 

We suggest you talk to them softly, maybe even try cooing at them, as that will calm them.  Again please do not approach or try to handle them as that will only cause them to hide. 

 

And please please please DO NOT STARE!! Many males think that Boobies stare at them, but this is a scientific falacy. PLEASE DO NOT STARE!!  Boobies hate that and may go into a rare aggressive reaction. 

 

Some helpful hints on searching and looking for Boobies. Please Help!!

 

 

           

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Left and Right Views, Boobies look very similar and can easily be recognized from just about any angle

 

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Boobies are known to hang out around Harleys.  One specific observation that needs to be noted, the faster the Harley, the more they hang out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boobies have often shown up in mass at beaches, usually to apply tanning oil in slow circular motions.

 

 

 

 

 

Boobies favorite mood of transportation besides the Motorcycle is a convertable, often with the top down.  Never ever mess with a Boobie in a convertable with the top down!!!

 

 

 

One spectacular habit of the Boobie, is to suddenly get up as a group and head into a Lady's restroom.  No one has really found out what they do in there.

 

Please, Cherie wants her Boobies back, they are very special to her.  She has trained them since they were little Boobies.  Amazingly, she has even taught her Boobies to dance!!  Now those are some  extra special Boobies!!!

 

 

 

 

 

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON TRAPPING BOOBIES SAFELY

by  Bennie "Big Hands" LaCaresse

Director, National Field Museum of Mammary Research

 

There have been questions on how to capture loose Boobies if you shouldn't touch them.

There is an approved humane trap available.  First you must decide if yours are wild Boobies, they tend to like  being unconfined and are much happier free and able to move.  Some call these Free Range Boobies, but I have never really liked that term, much preferring the older term, Migratory  Boobies,   or if yours are the more domesticated Boobies (using the term more like it would be used for a feline, as like felines, Boobies can never really be domesticated).  Which ever ones you have, the trap will work for both, though the Migratory Boobies will tend to fight the confinement.

This is the approved Boobie trap.  Colored ones with lace seem to work the best.  Also having flowers near will attract the Boobie.  Chocolate is also a good substitute or can be used in combination with the flowers. 

 

The illustration shows the proper way to set the Boobie trap in the suspended mode.   It is widely believed the Bobbie Trap was invented by an unknown male, which is surprising as the locking mechanism in the back is very confusing to the male half of the population, infact  almost impossible to make it work properly,  so if you need help, please seek help from the more knowledgeable female.  Follow instructions EXACTLY !!  If you set it wrong it will tend to let the Boobie bounce out of the confining ovals at the least bit of struggle from the Bobbie.  No harm will come to the Boobie, you will just have to continue your trapping effort.  And be forewarned, you may only get one try at this, Boobies are not just good looking, they are inherently intelligent too. Good luck, our Cherie is counting on you!

 

 

 

 

 

A different version of the approved Boobie Trap.  This is how to ground mount the trap. Please note the lace and the flower.  In this set up the flower MUST be on the side that the restraining ovals are open on.  Again, please read all instructions carefully, and follow them exactly.

 

 

 

Traps available at all ASPCB approved Pet Shops, and some select Petting Zoos. Please ask for the Boobie Trap by name.

 

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Our own Duchess Ronnie went out of her way to pull straps and provide this link to a study of various styles and sizes of Bobbie Traps from around the World:

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u122/keywestsusie4/boobies.jpg

You can thank her for her diligence here: 

This Just In!!!

The Himalayan Mountain Climbers Association has generously offered the use of their Abominable Boobie, (also known as The Humoungously Huge Snow Boobie)  Trap, and an expert to place and set up.  This is a very dangerous trap, and can be deadly if the trap snaps shut on the operator.  Please note the Himalayan wild flowers.. 

Demonstration Trap and set up photo provided by the Himalayan Mountain Climbers Association.

This Just in!!! -- June 15, 08 -- 20:26pt

Oz resident  director for the Cherie's Boobie  International Search Organization, Uralians,   has reported a sighting in Australia. Australia has no known indigenous Boobies, but do have a very large native Knockers population.  This report has been substantiated by Duchess Ronnie from her extensive expertise on native Oz Knockers and her research into the many styles of Boobie Traps world wide.   Cherie's Boobies are reported to be hiding among the Oz Knockers.  No known picture of Oz Knockers is available at this time, but rumor has it they are very similar to the Boobies.  Uralians has single handedly, arranged for Oz Knocker traps to be set up at prominent Knocker habitats.  Thank you from all of us here at Search Headquarters.  We hope Anchor Bill will contact his sources for more information on this report.

!!!!!!! We Update The Above Update!!!!!

05-16-08 --  09:29 AM PT  / routing code  38D2436

Uralians, Director of the CBISO --Australia, has personally discovered a resident population of Australian Boobies habitating several very remote off shore islands.  The lovely, but somewhat unpredictable Oz Knockers are widely and exclusively distrubuted on the mainland.  Thank you Uralians for so promply keeping us informed.  Please keep turned to the Anchor Bill News Hour for more details and Breaking News!!