Sunday, November 4, 2007

THE HISTORY LESSON -- WRITERS' BLOCK #24

 
THE HISTORY LESSON

It was far too nice of a day to spend in school. So the guys decided to cut school. Of course we headed to the beach, thinking we could scope out the babes. But it turned out that evidently babes do not cut school and go to the beach. Mark, who was the oldest of us and a bit wiser in the ways of babes told  us: "of course they aren’t here, when they cut class they go to the mall". We had no idea if that was true or not, but we all nodded in agreement.

We walked down the beach, enjoying the sun and breeze, jumping in the water to cool off. Finding gross things like boys do and trying to decide what it was, and which find was the grossest. We rated them by looks and smell, though not neccessarily in that order.

Timmy suddenly stopped and stared at a pile of driftwood. Timmy had a habit of stopping and staring at things, he was the nerd of the group. You could hear his mind working on what ever ideas were spinning around in his head.

"Guys!!! Come ‘ere" he said. "Do you remember the lesson in history class yesterday?"

Like who pays attention in history class we all answered in one form or another.

"We can do it!" Timmy exclaimed. "We can built it!"

He got our attention with that statement. No babes in bikinis around so what else do red blooded American boys like to do–Build Things!!

"Build what?" We asked almost in unison if not in harmony.

"Here let me show you!", and with that he bent down with a stick and proceed ed to draw diagrams in the sand and explain to us what it was. Timmy took charge and sent some of us down the beach, to find more drift wood, rope, line, anything that might be of use. The other group he had tear into the drift wood pile and start laying out usable wood.

We pulled and lifted, moved and shoved. Splinters were the norm but we did not care. We had a mission. We tied pieces of wood together with old rope and dried bull kelp. Found rocks for weights, even an old float bouy for a cushion, and an old rusty door hinge for a trigger. Timmy’s creation rose out of the sand, higher, and bigger, larger and taller. Until finally, sweaty hours later, we stood back in amazement at our creation, at Timmy’s creation.

Timmy jumped up on top of the main timber arm, and proceeded to explain what we had done. It sounded like the history class we did not pay any attention to, but we did not care, we cheered, and yelled at Timmy’s speech. The more we cheered, the louder Timmy spoke, the more we yelled the more excited Timmy got, until he was jumping up and down on the main timber.

In mid sentence, and in between cheers we all heard the loud click.

We did not find Timmy at first, just his shoes which had tangled the  laces in the rough wood.

We all agreed though, Timmy could build one heck of a catapult.

 

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38 comments:

  1. LOL!

    I would definitely call that "a different take on the theme"!

    I enjoyed it a lot! But poor Timmy! He had his moment of glory though...

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  2. AWE POOR TIMMY. BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FUN! GREAT STORY!

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  3. ROTFLMAO! Friend of mine built a bunker in the back yard, was about 8 ft deep, supported by railroad ties. Had three rooms, hatch...perfect base for war games...his dad made him get rid of it...so we all decided to see how good of a bunker it was, with me and Billy inside, they proceeded to bomb it with railroad ties from a tree...it held up pretty good...the things kids do...great story!

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  4. LOL....Great story. Definitely a history lesson. And the shoes a great tribute to a great catapult artists. LOL.

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  5. LOL - and I feel as if I am peeking through the bushes admiring their work....wonderful job...thanks

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  6. LOL great ending to a great story!

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  7. HAHAHAHAHA .... that was fun!!! and i guess you were very much surprised before you laughed your heads off..

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  8. Great story John! Thks. I enjoyed it! Hugs!

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  9. So... where did Timmy go? And here I thought he was clever. Typical boy ;)

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  10. LMAO! I'd actually love to see that! But I think knowing me, being a tomboy, I'd be right in there with them and fighting to get tossed next. Wonderful story.

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  11. Oh wow..this was great..You are a fantastic story teller...loved the ending...xo

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  12. I like this story, can just see you all walking along the beach, throwing things, bumping into each other. lol poor Timmy !! The things we did when we were kids, I remember jumping off of the second story of an apartment building balcony into the snow, because everyone was doing it, and I remember jumping and almost breaking my neck and my two boots stayed like 3 feet under the snow when they pulled me out :))

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  13. This is such a wonderful story! So...should boys cut school again or not?:P I haven't written mine yet, don't know when.

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  14. Great job John, kept me in suspense till the very end lol.

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  15. Hahahaha...that's so funny, they built a catapult. Boys will be boys. Such imagination. Just wanted you to know mine was about a mom missing her son away at college but I left the viewer to his own judgement. :) Honestly when I first saw these shoes it reminded me of the bullies at the park who would steal little kids shoes and throw them up on wires or high off the ground where they couldn't be had. I really love everyones take on this.

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  16. wow whose a star john!!!
    u have hidden depths my friend
    hugsssss xxxxx

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  17. ROFLMFAO! I kind of expected the thing to crash and/or there be some sort of tragedy!
    LOVE it! XD Wonderful!! Very nice entry =D

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  18. Oh that was brilliant!! Definately had me captivated!! Loved it!

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  19. LMBeepO!!! Too funny! No babes around, in mid sentence..... LOL!!!
    Lovely take on the theme John. You made me remember some of the boys at school. :) Thanks for sharing this.
    O and I didn't like history class back then. ;)

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  20. That, Sir, was most enjoyable! As usual, very well done. Thank you for the laugh!

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  21. LOL..thats wonderful..light and easy, with a twist..(to the music!?)

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  22. Hei John

    It sure is a unique take on the theme and unforgettable!! lol
    Good stuff. Take care.

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  23. Oh my goodness, what a great story..... I actually thought Timmy crashed, until the end.. that was alot of fun. I will get involved with writers block as soon as I get done writing about my stuff... Hugs my friend.

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  24. Hilarious! My imagination took flight with Timmy and I could see him (eyes wide with surprise) flying through the air. A great slice of humour tinged with nostalgia.

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  25. Hahaha! Wow, that was so great!

    How has everyone put the fun writer's block graphics in their entries?

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  26. lmao...U.F.T...an unidentified flying timmy...great job...still lmao...thaks for sharing.

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  27. Grin! Talk about a slice of life. (The characters, I mean ... not necessarily the catapult LOL) Loved it!

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  28. Nice! I used to skip class too,no malls though I headed to the warf. Great job.

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  29. well I bet you they will start paying attention from now on.......poor Timmy may have been able to build it...but he oviously didn't know how to work it or he would have watched his step.......lol

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  30. poor Timmy! Reminds me of my son...lol! Great job on this one!

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  31. Fantastic John!! Really great, really fun!!

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  32. You kept my attention the whole time. Love it!

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  33. Wonderful short story ~ great writing BUT I want to correct something you said ~ girls don't always go to the mall when they skip! Never skipped a day until my senior year (actually never missed a day of school until my senior year) and in my senior year a friend of mine and I would skip a period or two and go to the beach to go surfing and back to school with wet hair and all! So the boys would have run into us!!! LOL ~ BUT ~ like I said ~ really great writing!

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  34. What a great talent you have John....I'm glad you decided to take up writing again.

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