TOP TEN REASONS TO STAY ON BOARD THE TITANIC
1) They say it is unsinkable. (Just who is 'they'?)
2) It's really big!
3) The furniture is nice.
4) The service was okay. (until 'they' got in a lifeboat)
5) Hitting the ice berg was all planned to make the ship bigger and better in the future.
6) Everything is okay, it was designed to take on water.
7) Leaving the ship in mid-atlantic makes room at the pier for the bigger and better one they are building in the future. (There is 'they' again!!)
8) Because 'they' say everything will be okay. (We must find out who 'they' is!!)
9) If we go down with the ship, they guarantee us room on the bigger and better one, of course built by the same 'theys' who built the first one!
10) The ice berg is soooo pretty in the starlight the closer the deck gets to water level.
Didn't the sister ship to the Titanic sink as well? That's a record I wouldn't wanna boast about!!
ReplyDelete"Hey, sail away with us!! We have a larger fleet at the bottom of the ocean than anyone around!!"
Should we think the same way about Yahoo360? ;o) Aren't we like rats leaving the sinking ship...?
ReplyDeleteAlways plenty of room on a ghost ship!
ReplyDelete#8 I'm wondering if the "they" is the same "they" from 360 lol
ReplyDeleteLOL! Sharon the exact same thought popped into my head! When 360 started gobbling my blog posts I figured the time had come to grab a life raft and abandon ship.....
ReplyDeleteI rather like my lifeboat ;) It has a lovely view!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't climb aboard the lifeboat as it's been offered then your all wet. I too like my lifeboat, nice warm and cozy.
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