Monday, October 29, 2007

I HAVE HEARD OF BEER AND BUFFALO WINGS BUT THIS IS NEW

All this time I thought the Germans had the market on Beer and Breasts,

but it seems the Aussies have done them one better.  I suggest finding a travel agent now.  Have fun, enjoy the read, enjoy life.--John

 

Barmaid fined for crushing beer cans between breasts.

October 24, 2007 - 7:00PM  The Sydney Morning Herald, Australia

Showing patrons she could crush beer cans between her exposed breasts has cost a West Australian barmaid $1000.

Hanging spoons on the barmaid's nipples also cost one of her co-workers $500, while their bar manager was fined $1000 for failing to stop the pair, police said in a statement.

Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined $1000 in the Mandurah Magistrates Court today after pleading guilty to two breaches of Licence Conditions under the Liquor Control Act.

Police said in June this year, De Faveri twice exposed her breasts to patrons in the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, 87 kilometres south of Perth.

"She was alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," police said.

Another bar worker, Tracey Amanda Leslie, 43, was fined $500 after pleading guilty to assisting the commission of a breach of the act by helping hang spoons from De Faveri's nipples.

The pub manager, Roy Williams, 43, was fined $1000 after pleading guilty to a breach of the act by failing to stop the women's behaviour.

Superintendent David Parkinson of the Peel Police District said: "It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises."

11 comments:

  1. ooohhh dear.... hhhmmmmm..... yep. Nothing much to say about that. :D

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  2. LOL!!!!!! How is crushing beer cans between your breasts even possible!!!!

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  3. Ouch ... Implants maybe? I hear that they're hard. LOL. A lotta fine' in going on up there. Al Bundy heaven kind of place. Back to mythical creatures ... Think I'm inspired now. Thank you John Oh,,, or that OH JOHN!!!!! Beer cans between breastsss! Ahhhhhh....LOL! Night

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  4. uhhhhh????? uhhhhhhh?????? ummmmmm......hmmmmmm......oh well speechless

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  5. wahahahahahahaha - if that is what people worry about, I feel sorry for them - I think it is absolutely classic !!!

    The funniest thing to me is Superintendent David Parkings of the PEEL Police District - a peel, in the Afrikaans language is a PENIS! hahahahahahaha - ironic??

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  6. ROFLMBO!! Okay class the Afrikaan word for the day is A PEEL, can everyone say it together, A PEEL.

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  7. hehehehehe - this is too funny! How do you attach a music file to a blog, as you did above??

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  8. WOW.......I love your sense of humor............but then I think I've told you that before......haven't I.....lol
    and man have you ever got it goin on here!!!! how do you like it......multiply I mean??? I can't wait to get it all learned, I just barely got 360 learned now I gotta learn all over again......lol

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  9. I was a barmaid for 8 years, did you know that lolllllllll

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  10. Ahhhhh yes....dare I say. It had to be an Aussie.....LOL. Work environment laws are very strict in Australia so I can see why they were fined....LOL.

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  11. Wow! They have tough boobs down there! I guess that's where my mom got the saying, "Tough tittie, said the kitty, but the milk's still good."

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