Lord this is so unfair, these scientists only want women for this research, to eat massive quantities of chocolate!! And it seems only British women at that. I know I can get MJ to do my hair, highlights and makeup, I need someone to teach me to talk like a Brit, I need to borrow some dresses, do they come in size 54 chest? Should I learn to walk in high heels. Is it hard to learn to act menopausal? Would I have to shave my legs? I really want into this research project !!!!
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WANTED: BRITISH WOMEN TO EAT CHOCOLATE FOR A YEAR
from Psysorg.com; Research News section
Researchers at the University of East Anglia and a hospital in Norwich, eastern England are trying to find out whether chocolate can cut the risk of heart disease and need 40 women to step forward and help.
Most of the women will have to eat two bars of "super-strength chocolate specially formulated by Belgian chocolatiers" daily for one year and undergo several tests to measure how healthy their hearts are.
The others will have to eat regular chocolate as a placebo.
One possible catch, for chocolate fans spotting an opportunity: volunteers for the research should be menopausal but aged under 75 and have type two diabetes.
Study coordinator Peter Curtis said: "A successful outcome could be the first step in developing new ways to improve the lives of people at increased risk of heart disease."
(c) 2009 AFP
Grrr...Brits only..what are they thinking?????
ReplyDeleteI was going to say where do I sign up?? then I read on ..............not only do I need to be a brit and menopausal............I also have to develop type 2 diabetes. There just ain't no justice I tell ya.............
ReplyDeleteAHA, now I know why I love chocolate so much he he he... It's all for my heart health!
ReplyDeleteAnd enlightenment, yes, yes!
No research needed -- chocolate is the miracle food /:-)
ReplyDeleteLOL...I can teach you to talk like a Brit any old time ya like.
ReplyDeleteHumm.. not testing Godiva ? Surprised : ) Darn!! I was ready to sign up before I read the post. Talking like a Brit John, I know you can do that.. the other.. I dont know : ) Your crack me up.
ReplyDeleteI am a chocoholic. They are on the right track. Everything natural on God's green earth serves some purpose for our bodies.. was not put here just to give us a treat : )
Love this post.. gawd... now I want chocolate ~~~~
good lord how dweebie lol
ReplyDeleteDeath by Chocolate what a heavenly way to Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU SPOIL-SPORT!!!
ReplyDeletesob ... and i was so looking forward to the chocolate !
Great research! I think I'll emigrate...
ReplyDeleteNot Fair!! I need to move!
ReplyDeleteI love the 'size matters' poster! hehehe
ReplyDeletekeep in mind, this is not your ordinary milk chocolate they want you to eat! It's seriously dark, dark chocolate. Which I like, btw, so it wouldn't be a problem for me. Except I'm not british, and not menopausal, and don't have diabetes........ sigh.....
I will definitely do your total make-over for free! Heck, I would even chisel your jaws to make it more feminine or splash a boiling wax all over your body to get rid of those hair!
ReplyDeleteAnything to get me a ticket to London. Will do anything for Cadbury!
I promise to give ya the wrappers. ^^
Wait... you sure you want to menopause?
ReplyDeletemenopause sucks bigtime..but the hair on your lip, chin and anywhere else it isnt suppose to be will be okay, so you could prolly get away with just wearing a dress..giggle..but why would one want to be diabetic just to eat chocolate is beyond me..course, dark, dark chocolate is the Best...sigh..
ReplyDeleteOh geez, how painful would that be? lol I say that as sarcastically as possible
ReplyDeleteis this for real???...maybe it is just the heat her over her in Az USA...craving avocados....smooth like chocalate...mmm wah ti sthis study really about smoothness...the 'feelings"' that choc provoke......love to see the pixs as u dressed as a women..lol..and a vidieo of walkin in those heels
ReplyDeleteYou really don't want to be a woman so you can eat chocolate. I have the most wonderful idea for you though! Run down to the store,, get all the chocolate you want,, and give yourself permission to eat all you want, and keep a diary how you feel each time you eat it.. bet this will inspire a mans study on chocolate!!!
ReplyDeleteI came by to thank you for visiting my page, and leaving such nice comments. I really appreciate you!
Have a wonderful chocolatey weekend!!!!
OMG the tune lmao! Only you John!
ReplyDeleteI ummm...heard from Mimi....you have chocolate...smiles
ReplyDeleteAnd only British women! Why not Finns! I want too! :b
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