IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. . .

So men can pee standing up.  Did you ever wonder why?   How did that ever happen? The story behind it?  Ever wonder why the sexes are the way they are?  Read on, and ponder the mystery. . .

My cousin sent me this, made me laugh, but I cannot help but think she is trying to tell me something.

WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP

by Dustin ( first photo is from Dustin, the rest were put in by JohnOh)

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.

He just couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so He thought He just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

 

 

"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it?"

 

 

 

Well Adam jumped up and down and beggeed, "Oh!!! Please give that to me!  I'd love to be able to do that!!!  It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have!!  Please!! OOOH Pleeeease!!! Give it to me!"  On and on he went, like an excited little boy.

 

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it  So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

 

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place; first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away; laughing with delight all the while.

 

 

God and Eve watched him with amusement, and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

 

"That is okay.  What is it called?" asked Eve.

 

 

"Brains" said God.