Wednesday, December 17, 2008

PLONK THIS!! or EVERY WINE BEFORE ITS' TIME.

I had never  heard the word "PLONK" before today. At first I thought it might have been a misspelling.  But then searched and found this from an Australian wine site:

"Let's get it straight...Plonk, a term used to describe cheap wine, especially cheap red wine, is commonly known in the UK and to a lesser degree in the USA.

It’s so set as part of British English that many people are surprised to learn that it’s originally Australian. Yes!

In the land of Aus you no doubt would at some time have encountered references to “plonk bar” and “plonk shop” for a wine bar or shop, plonk-up for a party, and plonked-up for intoxicated.  (by Ozychyck)

I love it when I learn something new, like I never knew I had ever been plonked-up before now!  Gotta luv the Aussies, so creative in so many ways.

And now some disquieting news for you wine connoisseurs:

ELECTRICITY CAN TURN CHEAP PLONK INTO VINTAGE WINE IN MINUTES, SCIENTISTS CLAIM

by Richard Alleyne, Science Correspondent, Telegraph.co.uk

Researchers - and some vineyards - are developing electrical equipment that accelerates the ageing process, turning young wine from an undrinkable bitter grape juice into a quaffable beverage fit for any table.

The system being developed in China - which has a burgeoning wine industry - works by speeding up the normal chemical reactions in wines that can take up to 20 years.

According to the researchers, the results have been "striking" and have fooled some wine experts in taste testings.

Even the cheapest of wines are usually only drunk after six months. Most, especially reds, take longer to achieve the required balance and complexity. The finest can take 20 years or more to reach their peak.

During ageing, wine becomes less acidic as the alcohol reacts with organic acids to produce a plethora of the fragrant compounds known as esters.

Unpleasant components precipitate out and the wine becomes clearer and more stable. Red wines mellow and become less bitter.

A team led by Xin An Zeng, a chemist at the South China University of Technology in Guangzhou, came up with the idea of pumping the rough wine through a pipe that ran between two titanium electrodes, connected to the mains.

For the test wine, the team selected a three-month-old cabernet sauvignon from the Suntime Winery, China's largest producer.

Batches of wine spent one, three or eight minutes in the electric fields.

The team then analysed the treated wine for chemical changes that might alter its "mouth feel" and quality, and passed it to a panel of 12 experienced wine tasters who assessed it in a blind tasting

 

With the gentlest treatment, the harsh, astringent wine grew softer. Longer exposure saw some of the hallmarks of ageing emerge – a more mature "nose", better balance and greater complexity.

The improvements reached their peak after 3 minutes at 600 volts per centimetre: this left the wine well balanced and harmonious, with a nose of an aged wine and, importantly, still recognisably a cabernet sauvignon.

 

Although Zeng cannot yet explain how exposure to an electric field alters the wine's chemistry, his results show that under the right conditions the technique can accelerate some aspects of the ageing process.

 

 

"Not only can it shorten a wine's normal storage time, it can also improve some lower-quality wine," he said.

Five Chinese wineries have begun trials.

 


 

18 comments:

  1. Used to be a wine drinker, but everyone in the bar always complained I whined more than the average patron, so eventually they threw me out.

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  2. Thanks for the information John.
    I had my last wine in Conrad Hotel in Cairo ( Egypt ) , which was a local wine and tasted good to me,was rather like demi-sec of which I like very much.

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  3. About 90% of my Western friends in Japan are Australian, so I hear this word pretty much every time we get together. And, I am a wine fiend! I love it!

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  4. lol... now to use that term in casual conversation tomorrow :P

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  5. You've never heard of plonk before, you Americans never cease to amaze me and why do you call fags funny men when they are cigarettes and chips French fries or Freedom fries.
    I'm coming over there next year and can see myself getting into trouble by saying something.

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  6. LOL We always use the word plonk. Very South African term and no I never realised it belonged to the Ausies. Always thought the seffies owned it! We refer to our cheap red wine in this house as Chateaux Plonk! :-) Especially the wine that comes out of the box! Had to laugh at the comment below. I am constantly in trouble with my American sister in law for saying the wrong thing! She is getting used to us all though. My brother is slowly educating her in our ways. :-) heehee

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  7. I didnt know about Plonk but I do know my New Zealand friend sometimes calls me a Plonker lol I know they call moonshine here skreech !!!

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  8. LOL...LOL...LMAO....I was cracking up just at your heading. Now I have to read the article. We 'ave good plonk mate...LOL.

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  9. No plonk shop mate.....it's a pub.....LMAO.

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  10. Us Aussies are just the most creative people. We even have boomers to pull Santa's sleigh as it's too hot for reindeer in the southern hemisphere.....LOL.

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  11. He he John, you live and your learn all the time! I'm not into plonk, but I'm wondering if this aging process work the same on humans? Maybe we could then get old really really quickly or like some might prefer - reverse the process somehow?

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  12. LOL Boomers, that is a new one on me, Boomers here are ballistic missle submarines (Bombers in Britain), so in that Land Down Under, Boomers are?

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  13. They are large kangaroos John.... :-) Booming by the way is the sound large kangaroos make as they hit the ground with each jump and Joey is a baby kangaroo! Put this bit of useless information down to growing up with Australian friends in the Southern Hemisphere who introduced us as kids to Rolf Harris.......

    Early on one Christmas Day a Joey kangaroo,

    Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo.

    'Mummy, where's my mummy? They've taken her away.'

    We'll help you find your mummy, son. Hop up on the sleigh.'

    And so the song starts......

    Here is the song about the Boomers pulling the sleigh....

    Up beside the bag of toys little Joey hopped,

    But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped.

    Unharnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why,

    Then he heard a far off booming in the sky.



    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    On his Australian run.



    Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat,

    Took his fur lined boots off to cool his feet,

    Into one popped Joey, feeling quite okay,

    While those old man Kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh.



    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    On his Australian run.



    Joey said to Santa, 'Santa, what about the toys?

    Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys?'

    'They've got all their presents, son, we were here last night,

    this trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight.'



    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    On his Australian run.



    Soon the sleigh was flashing past right over Marble Bar,

    'Slow down there,' cried Santa, 'it can't be far,

    Come up on my lap here, son, and have a look around.'

    'There she is, that's Mummy, bounding up and down.'



    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    On his Australian run.



    Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had,

    Curled up in mother's pouch feeling snug and glad.

    The last they saw was Santa heading northwards from the sun,

    The only year the boomers worked a double run.



    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun.

    Six white boomers, snow white boomers,

    On his Australian run.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gosGBYU5vIE

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  14. By the way this is one of my favourite songs. Always has been! :-)

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  15. Guess with red wine and good people around, I can't be Vanessa's designated non-plonked up driver, but the bright side of that is... I will be happy & smiling (Big Smile here). And I have to agree with Eileen.... this has been one of my favorite songs for so long!!!!!! (I like it by Neil Diamond!!!)... BUT after reading this blog, John, I am sure I can stick to one glass a day!!!!

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  16. ...oooooo! I've learned to love good wines just recently and never heard the term "plonk" - but I'm pretty sure I know exactly, what plonk might be at worst..... ;o)

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