Tuesday, May 13, 2008

ALCOHOL, GUNS & THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL

Something is so wrong with this story.  Human Nature some say?  If that is the case, I am surprised we have survived this long.  Sad to think, he probably also has a license to drive, and can vote. My Dad was a hunter and shooter, and I target shot and competed over the years, and I can never think of a time where I walked into a room where the first thing handy was a revolver or any kind of firearm. Now I am not saying I am from the deep end, but at the very least the gene pool was up to my waist!!   I think there is more to this story than Jorge says there is.   --JohnOh--

"YOU'RE NOT DRUNK IF YOU CAN LIE ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON."
                                                                                            --Dean Martin--

MAN USES GUN TO SCRATCH BACK, SHOOTS HIMSELF

by Kimberly Durnan   The Dallas Morning News

FORT WORTH — A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday morning in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off."

Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said.

Espinal was taken to an area hospital where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries.

26 comments:

  1. no, for a darwin award they have to totally out themselves out of the gene pool, ie kill them selves.

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  2. def agrees..isnt texas the state that if you dont have a gun when you move there they will issue you one

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  3. Good candidate!! ~ and possibly would have been if the itch had been over just a little!!!!

    ROFL ~ the quote so works!!!

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  4. Good candidate!! ~ and possibly would have been if the itch had been over just a little!!!!

    ROFL ~ the quote so works!!!

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  5. What a nutter ! giggles
    Live by the gun, die by the gun !
    Perhaps it was merely a karmic action.........

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  6. Pretty bizarre. It takes all kinds to make the World go around.

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  7. Hmm good one here in town..some morons were putting a loaded 45 gun on the back of the other moron to trace it to make a tattoo and it went off ..blew a hole in both their arms..yeaaa for stupidty

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  8. They obviously did not have enough morons for the job!!!

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  9. Do not start me on the whole gun thing in this country. I simply cannot believe it. But I love your sotry and the whole background here to go with it.

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  10. Good thing his nose wasn't itchy.

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  11. to funny....what a great laugh I had...thx

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  12. I want to know was that guy married, and how much was he really drinking and what?

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  13. ROFLMBO!!! Is "nose" a code word??

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  14. Hmmm thinkin back of when my brothers were younger and had an itch....wasnt their back they were scratchin'....LOL oh my goodness it could have been worse.

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  15. Ah -- so true, just a near darwin award candidate /:-)

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  16. He grabbed the first thing on hand [a gun] to scratch an itch on his back, managed to shoot himself [finger must have been near the trigger] then walk back into the room to tell his mates about it [who didn't hear the shot].....he should have just used his knuckle scrapped hands, they would have been long enough hehe :)

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  17. probably stopped on the way home to buy beer for breakfast

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  18. omg..what can anyone say to that??

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  19. Good grief. It takes all kinds to make the world go round. At least he didn't shoot someone else while scratching.......... sorry, that wasn't very nice.

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  20. Weird story...
    And I hear you again found a matching piece of music!

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