POSTSCRIPT -- THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE MISSING BOOBIES

Thank you one and all!!  The surprising response to the previous blog, and great laughs from it are due to all of you, for your comments, insight, outlook, wit, charm, even taking the time to link to the blog, warped sense of humor, and sometimes physical attributes!!  I think I have spent more time on the floor than I have in my chair!!!  A very special thanks to Cherie's Boobies, without whose misplacement, runaway, or Boobnapping, this story could not have been possible.  A special thanks to Uralians and Duchess for the information on Oz Knockers, and especially the new information that Oz does indeed have Boobies.  I love it when laughter can also be educational!!!   Thanks to Chief Special Missing Boobie investGator JGary, whose dedication , intravenous use of coffee and lack of sleep, kept the Boobies at least in sight if not close to hand.  And we cannot forget  Special Anchor BillDance, who in this case was far from Silent, his special reports and action alerts may have interrupted our Blog watching, but kept us informed of the condition, where abouts, and shape of Cherie's Boobies.  But again, a very special thanks to all of you who added to everyones laughter and fun!!!

Now we do have some last minute items to take care of:

We had so many search volunteers turn out, 99% of whom were serious and dedicated to the return of Cherie's Boobies, and we cannot thanks those enough; but there were some, that we had to release or turn down their request to help:

 

We thought this volunteer group would be a fantastic assist, until we realized they had their names written on them, and a note of who to call if they became lost. Also explains why they wore the Boobie Traps instead of setting them.

 

 

 

 

Another two who enjoyed wearing the Boobie Traps just a little too much to not be concerned about them.

 

 

 

 

 

And lastly, this research group from Berkeley had to be let go, they were still deciding what a Boobie was 3 days into the search.  They called this activity pictured, "becoming one with the Boobie".

 

 

We did have some experts Volunteer to help in anyway they could:

 

 

Dr. Wheel  Mounds, worlds foremost expert on Boobie Traps ,dropped by to provide assistance. Everyone who met him says he was one of the happiest people they have ever met.

 

 

 

A young lady who wishes to remain anonymous,  dropped by to demonstate the proper way to set the trap.  Funny thing is, the women at the meeting said Yes! That's it! Simple!"  and the males seemed to say  "Huh, how did she do that behind her back??!!"  We asked her back for another course for the male volunteers.

 

 

Mr. Richard Simmons dropped by, we tried to say we had enough help, but could not get a word in.

 

 

 

 

 

This little fellow was fantastic, could spot a Boobie from miles away.  He was extremely useful inbetween naps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Companies and organizations came from all over the world to help:

 

 

A Japanese electronics firm is working 24/7 to perfect a Boobie listening device.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even NASA has been donating time to the search.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A TShirt company has donated time and TShirts to Cherie's cause.

 

 

 

 

A local French Pastry Shop donated much needed refreshments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Tattoo Parlor in New Jersey provided free identifying Boobie Tattoos.

 

 

 

 

 

National Milk Companies responded to the emergency.

 

 

 

 

 

There were some interesting things turned in as Cheries Boobies, none of which seemed to fit the bill.

 

The finder said he sat and watched these for days and days.

 

 

 

 

 

You know our Heather, who also helped in this search, and Kathy, both friends of mine collect Heart Shaped rocks. I do not know why, but I think I may start to collect Boob shaped rocks.

 

 

 

Right Bathroom, wrong Boobies.

 

 

 

 

Cherie wanted to keep the car, we are feeling out the company for her.

 

 

 

 

 

And lastly, there were some unfortunate accidents:

 

 

 

We cannot express the importance of staying focused often enough.

 

 

 

 

We cannot show you the picture that follows this one, it is far too graphic for public viewing.  Let us restate the warning;  NEVER STARE AT BOOBIES! 

 

 

 

 

At last count we have three searchers that were taken off the search line.  We are providing the best of modern medical care.  Please keep them close to your chest and in your thoughts.

 

 

 

The worst accident happened in a Research Park in Los Angeles, where a non-traditional film company donated a spare prop for a Boobie Trap. No serious injuries were reported though several people were overcome by perfume and bath powder fumes.

 

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

 

 

 

Prince Charles for personally searching Great Britain for Cherie's Boobies.

 

 

 

 

 

To Chief Boobie InvestiGator JGary for inventing a simple yet effective test for the millions of fake and illegal Boobies flooding countries world wide that Anchor Bill uncovered in an under the covers investigative report.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a half hearted thank you to the Mushroom Growers of America, for trying to find a substitute for Cherie in case her own precious Boobies do not return.

 

Again, I thank all of you who took part, added to, and enjoyed the search.  Can we do it again next year??

 

UPDATE  06-17-08  11:53pdt

NAARTA OFFERS LOAN!!!

I did not think updates would be needed , but we must notice and give a special thanks to such an unselfish offer.  NAARTA has extended her loan offer of her own very nice  Boobies to Cherie.  If everyone in the world were so caring and unselfish with their endowments, the world would be a better and much happier place.  Thank you NAARTA!!!  Please people, make sure you thank Naarta!

Please note:  NAARTA wants to point out, due to many requests, that this offer only applies to Cherie.

You can thank Naarta here -------->

HAVE YOU SEEN CHERIE'S BOOBIES -- RECENT UPDATES!!!!

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Have You Seen Cherie's Boobies?

(This public request for assistance has been approved by the Friends of Cherie's Boobies Search Committee and the ASPCB)

Please Help!

Reward!!

 Please, contact Cherie with any information  here

 

These Boobies have been missing for a few days now, the owner is getting worried.

 

They escaped from a very secure holding area sometime during the evening.

 

We do think they will be found together as they were raised together since they were little Boobies. 

 

The like to be close to  to each other for warmth, security and comfort. 

 

If the Boobies are blue all over, that might be due to cold, if their beaks are a bit more pronounced than usual, that is certainly due to being cold.

 

Please do not approach or handle, these are extremely shy Boobies, and only allow special people they are used to, to handle them.

 

We suggest you talk to them softly, maybe even try cooing at them, as that will calm them.  Again please do not approach or try to handle them as that will only cause them to hide. 

 

And please please please DO NOT STARE!! Many males think that Boobies stare at them, but this is a scientific falacy. PLEASE DO NOT STARE!!  Boobies hate that and may go into a rare aggressive reaction. 

 

Some helpful hints on searching and looking for Boobies. Please Help!!

 

 

           

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Left and Right Views, Boobies look very similar and can easily be recognized from just about any angle

 

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Boobies are known to hang out around Harleys.  One specific observation that needs to be noted, the faster the Harley, the more they hang out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boobies have often shown up in mass at beaches, usually to apply tanning oil in slow circular motions.

 

 

 

 

 

Boobies favorite mood of transportation besides the Motorcycle is a convertable, often with the top down.  Never ever mess with a Boobie in a convertable with the top down!!!

 

 

 

One spectacular habit of the Boobie, is to suddenly get up as a group and head into a Lady's restroom.  No one has really found out what they do in there.

 

Please, Cherie wants her Boobies back, they are very special to her.  She has trained them since they were little Boobies.  Amazingly, she has even taught her Boobies to dance!!  Now those are some  extra special Boobies!!!

 

 

 

 

 

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON TRAPPING BOOBIES SAFELY

by  Bennie "Big Hands" LaCaresse

Director, National Field Museum of Mammary Research

 

There have been questions on how to capture loose Boobies if you shouldn't touch them.

There is an approved humane trap available.  First you must decide if yours are wild Boobies, they tend to like  being unconfined and are much happier free and able to move.  Some call these Free Range Boobies, but I have never really liked that term, much preferring the older term, Migratory  Boobies,   or if yours are the more domesticated Boobies (using the term more like it would be used for a feline, as like felines, Boobies can never really be domesticated).  Which ever ones you have, the trap will work for both, though the Migratory Boobies will tend to fight the confinement.

This is the approved Boobie trap.  Colored ones with lace seem to work the best.  Also having flowers near will attract the Boobie.  Chocolate is also a good substitute or can be used in combination with the flowers. 

 

The illustration shows the proper way to set the Boobie trap in the suspended mode.   It is widely believed the Bobbie Trap was invented by an unknown male, which is surprising as the locking mechanism in the back is very confusing to the male half of the population, infact  almost impossible to make it work properly,  so if you need help, please seek help from the more knowledgeable female.  Follow instructions EXACTLY !!  If you set it wrong it will tend to let the Boobie bounce out of the confining ovals at the least bit of struggle from the Bobbie.  No harm will come to the Boobie, you will just have to continue your trapping effort.  And be forewarned, you may only get one try at this, Boobies are not just good looking, they are inherently intelligent too. Good luck, our Cherie is counting on you!

 

 

 

 

 

A different version of the approved Boobie Trap.  This is how to ground mount the trap. Please note the lace and the flower.  In this set up the flower MUST be on the side that the restraining ovals are open on.  Again, please read all instructions carefully, and follow them exactly.

 

 

 

Traps available at all ASPCB approved Pet Shops, and some select Petting Zoos. Please ask for the Boobie Trap by name.

 

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Our own Duchess Ronnie went out of her way to pull straps and provide this link to a study of various styles and sizes of Bobbie Traps from around the World:

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u122/keywestsusie4/boobies.jpg

You can thank her for her diligence here: 

This Just In!!!

The Himalayan Mountain Climbers Association has generously offered the use of their Abominable Boobie, (also known as The Humoungously Huge Snow Boobie)  Trap, and an expert to place and set up.  This is a very dangerous trap, and can be deadly if the trap snaps shut on the operator.  Please note the Himalayan wild flowers.. 

Demonstration Trap and set up photo provided by the Himalayan Mountain Climbers Association.

This Just in!!! -- June 15, 08 -- 20:26pt

Oz resident  director for the Cherie's Boobie  International Search Organization, Uralians,   has reported a sighting in Australia. Australia has no known indigenous Boobies, but do have a very large native Knockers population.  This report has been substantiated by Duchess Ronnie from her extensive expertise on native Oz Knockers and her research into the many styles of Boobie Traps world wide.   Cherie's Boobies are reported to be hiding among the Oz Knockers.  No known picture of Oz Knockers is available at this time, but rumor has it they are very similar to the Boobies.  Uralians has single handedly, arranged for Oz Knocker traps to be set up at prominent Knocker habitats.  Thank you from all of us here at Search Headquarters.  We hope Anchor Bill will contact his sources for more information on this report.

!!!!!!! We Update The Above Update!!!!!

05-16-08 --  09:29 AM PT  / routing code  38D2436

Uralians, Director of the CBISO --Australia, has personally discovered a resident population of Australian Boobies habitating several very remote off shore islands.  The lovely, but somewhat unpredictable Oz Knockers are widely and exclusively distrubuted on the mainland.  Thank you Uralians for so promply keeping us informed.  Please keep turned to the Anchor Bill News Hour for more details and Breaking News!!