LADIES HELP MEN LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES PLEASE!!!

I rather enjoyed reading through the article on this study.  There are some points that need to be cleared up, but that might be for another government grant and another study. Cherie brought this article to my attention, I thought Gator and she had finally finished their in-depth study, and this was their findings, but it seems they are still studying/researching. . .

STARE AT BOOBS FOR LONGER LIFE: A STUDY

(Yeah, longer life, sure, try staring when her overly large, in a fit way, boyfriend, brother, husband, fiancee, significant other is around)

From: TheMedGuru by Neharika Sabharwal
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. (This is going to give a whole new depth of meaning to "exercise buddy".)

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics

work-out."(and thinking of all the time I have wasted over my lifetime hiking, running, gym time, rather depressing)

A five-year research on 200 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
(obviously a control group of men who were to "ogle"  other women's breasts only when their wives/girlfriends were with them was not in place for this study)

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure. (All the wasted money spent on blood pressure pills, if I had only known.)

(My by-bass was so unnecessary!!)

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.  (So suddenly we went from staring at a woman's breast, one of the most wonderful works of art ever created, to having full blown [no pun intended] sexual desire?  They must have edited out some of the study.)

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.  (My bypass was so unnessary!)

(OH OH!! Another study!! Who has the grant forms?  Question: Are short men healthier than tall men?)

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." (I personally think that doing what Dr. Weatherby suggests could lessen a man's life time four to five years, takes a lot of energy out of you to recover from severe beatings.)

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.  (Why men over 40? and why larger breasts? Not everyman likes larger breasts, most men like all breasts!!  Geez, I think I could have done a more scientific study!!)

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.  (Believed to be??)

Just not the same healthy feeling is it???

MM MONOCHROME MONDAY MM Also Stands For Marilyn Monroe!!!!

Well this is not your normal entry, but then my only excuse is this is a new direction, a return, and I just realized that is a dicotomy!!  Regardless, we all feel thankful to have a Gator who control his primordial eating instincts while he teaches, and guides, make us laugh, and give us the opportunity to meet new and wonderful (aka strange) people.  Gator, This one is for you!  Thanks for everything.

None of the pics were taken by me, but they were changed and altered.  Hope you enjoy.  Always remember, Feed the Gator first, then the lesson can continue!!!

 

Such great gums, Dental Hygenists have been know to disappear though.

 

 

 

 

Always so willing to go out of his way and help Tourists and those who have lost their way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Always helpful to those less fortunate. . .

 

 

Yell out LIGHTS!! CAMERA!!!  And The Gator will be there ready and fully geared up.  No phone booth needed for this Gator!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you know that among his many talents, Gator is also in a Band!

 

 

 

 

 

And almost last but not least, our beloved Gator can make even the lonliest Boobies smile:  (hmmm, don't these look surprising like Dear Cheries missing boobies?)

 

 

 

 

And now GATOR MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Yes, I know, Marilyn is not even mentioned in this blog, but in the index of the Great Gator Book of Ancient Lore, in the Unsubstanstiated Truths section is a small notation, that good sources have stated Gator once dated Marilyn. . .Truth, or Fable, you decide. . .BUT Marilyn looks extremely ecstatic in some of her photos, much like Cheries Boobies. . .

RESEARCH REPORTS BRITISH WOMENS' BREASTS BIGGEST IN EUROPE

A bra manufacturer by the name of Triumph came up with this research idea, regardless,  you just have to love science!!! And not only does this report show that British Women have the biggest in Europe, but in Great Britain (another reason to call Britain Great!) the Women in the North lands have the Biggest in Britain.  I can only hope they are still comfortable for the owners.

Mr. Triumph I presume?

BRIT GIRLS' BOOBS ARE THE BIGGEST IN EUROPE

The Sun, Friday Oct. 24th, 2008   thesun.co.uk

BRITISH women have the biggest breasts in Europe, a survey revealed yesterday.

The poll for bra maker Triumph found that only in this country did more than half the women need a D cup or larger.

Percentage of women wearing cup size: D C B A UK 57 18 19 6 Denmark 50 19 24 7 Netherlands 36 27 29 8 Belgium 28 28 35 9 France 26 29 38 7 Sweden 24 30 33 14 Greece 23 28 40 9 Switzerland 19 24 43 14 Austria 11 27 51 10 Italy 10 21 68 1

Our 57 per cent ? including curvy model Kelly Brook ? put the rest in the shade, with Denmark second on 50 per cent, then Holland with 36 per cent.

Smallest were the Italians where 68 per cent had a size B.

The Swedes and the Swiss had the largest number of A cup sizes at 14 per cent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Breasts Are Bigger up North

eMediaWire  UK

A recent UK poll of women’s lingerie habits by soseamless.com, an online retailer specialising in seamless lingerie, tells us that women in the North of England have the biggest breasts, with 69% sporting a C-cup or above, compared to 65% of women in the South and 58% of women in Scotland, who have an average bra size of 36B compared to the national average of 36C.

(PRWEB) November 13, 2005 -- A recent UK poll of women’s lingerie habits by soseamless.com, an online retailer specialising in seamless lingerie, tells us that women in the North of England have the biggest breasts, with 69% sporting a C-cup or above, compared to 65% of women in the South and 58% of women in Scotland, who have an average bra size of 36B compared to the national average of 36C.

Women in the North are also the most frequent bra shoppers, buying a new bra twice as often as their southern counterparts, on average 3 – 4 times a year. Money doesn’t seem to be an issue either, with only 4% citing price as a key factor when buying a new bra, compared to 13% of women in the South and 9% of women in Scotland.

For the UK population as a whole, the primary purchase factor is comfort, with 95% of women stating that a comfortable bra is their main priority. Price is their second concern, followed by seamless / invisible under clothing, and finally fashion / brand.

The UK Poll of more than 1,000 women’s bra sizes and lingerie buying habits was conducted by YouGov on behalf of soseamless.com as part of their ongoing customer services programme. Soseamless.com wanted to determine what women look for in a new bra as this is critical in its decision process when adding to their collection.

“Women have always looked for comfort first and foremost when choosing every-day lingerie, but what we are seeing now is a definite trend towards seamless lingerie,” explains Laura Holt, Managing Director soseamless.com, “not only is seamless lingerie extremely comfortable, it also delivers the smooth and natural silhouette demanded by this seasons close fitting fashions, a fact that the style conscious woman clearly appreciates."

And just for those of us (the males reading this I am sure) who are clueless as to what the numbers and letters mean:

How to measure for a properly fitted bra.

Mike's Studio Tricks of the Bra  http://www.glamography.com/edu/fitbra.htm

Measure around your rib cage, underneath your breasts, where the band of your bra sits. Make sure to pull the tape snug and keep it flat against your back. Add 5 to this number (if you end up with an odd number, round up to the closest even number). This number is your bra size. Example: 29 inches +5 = size 34.

Measure around the fullest part of your breast, again keeping the tape snug, but not tight, and parallel to the rib-cage line. If this measurement is an odd number, round up to the next even number.  Example: 37 inches rounds up to 38.

 

To determine your cup size, subtract the first measurement from the second.

Example: 38 minus 34 = 4:
1-inch difference = A cup;
2-inch difference= B cup;
3-inch difference = C cup;
4-inch difference= D cup,
5-inch difference = DD cup.
6-inch difference = F cup.
7-inch difference = G cup.
8-inch difference = H cup.

So the examples result in a bra size of 34D, so this would be a good starting point to try to find the right bra for you. 

If when you look at yourself in your bra you seem to "Flow" over the edges then get a cup size larger and Bra size smaller. The same is true if you don't fill the cup, reduce the cup size and go one bra size larger

(there are lots more tips and tricks of the bra on this site: http://www.glamography.com/edu/fitbra.htm )

 

For Old Times, For Good Times,  and due to requests, we reprint the last known picture of Cherie's Boobys, Oh, and Gator, Cherie says she would like them back. . .

 

They were so happy then, dancing and bouncing to their own music.

 

 

 

 

 

AND HAVE A MOST HAPPY AND SAFE HOLLOWEEN

 

 

 

HOW TO BUILD A BETTER BRA

I love science, I find some of the most interesting articles from the Brits and the Aussies.  It just seems like their reporters and scientists have more fun than ours.  Who says learning cannot be fun??

HOW 'INTELLIGENT FABRIC' WILL GIVE WOMEN BETTER BRAS

by Roger Dobson, The Independent, Science Section,  UK

Scientists have developed an "intelligent fabric" with its own sensors that can be used to design bras for women more accurately in the hope of putting an end to the discomfort and even long-term injury that can result from poor bra design.

Researchers have established that even when the bra is the correct size and properly fitted women can suffer pain and even nerve damage from bra straps.

The vertical movement of the chest can exceed 70mm (almost three inches) during vigorous effort and they say the stresses and strains can affect nerves around the shoulders so seriously that it causes numbness in fingers. Better support is needed because the female breast contains no supportive muscle or bone.

 

"A consequence of current brassiere design is that the brassiere straps bear much of the load generated by breast momentum during physical activity," say the researchers in the Journal of Biomechanics this week.

"As breast mass increases, breast bounce momentum also increases, placing large loads on the straps and, in turn, excessive pressure on the wearer's shoulders." They add: "Apart from strap-related pain, many females, particularly large-breasted women, are restricted from participating in physical activity due to exercise-induced breast pain associated with excessive vertical breast displacement."

In the research at the University of Wollongong, in Australia, scientists designed a special fabric with sensors to detect movement as women walked and jogged on a treadmill.

 

 

 

 

 

An early wire support bra??

 

 

Two women aged 30 and 39 with a 36D and a 38DD brassiere took part in the research where they walked at 7 kilometres an hour (4.3 miles an hour) and jogged at 10 kilometres an hour. The greatest vertical movement was monitored in the larger woman at a maximum of 68mm during jogging. That compared to a maximum of 53mm in the smaller woman. Movement during walking ranged from 11 to 25 mm.

 

The researchers say future bra designs must limit excessive breast movement without causing discomfort. "It is imperative that brassiere designers have access to methods that can accurately and reliably quantify the effects of various brassiere design features on breast motion while not altering the material properties of the brassiere," they say. "However, most commercially available technologies have traditionally been comprised of rigid parts, such as strain gauges or buckle transducers, which can interfere with performance."

 

 

Did Wonder Woman have the first Wonder Bra??  And just what kept it up??

 

 

 

 

They say recent advances in polymer science allow sensors to be built into fabrics to monitor human motion. "Our results show that the fabric sensors are suitable to monitor breast motion and brassiere function," they say. "Brassiere designers will have the ability directly to assess the effects of changes to each brassiere component on vertical breast and brassiere motion using fabric sensors."

POSTSCRIPT -- THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF THE MISSING BOOBIES

Thank you one and all!!  The surprising response to the previous blog, and great laughs from it are due to all of you, for your comments, insight, outlook, wit, charm, even taking the time to link to the blog, warped sense of humor, and sometimes physical attributes!!  I think I have spent more time on the floor than I have in my chair!!!  A very special thanks to Cherie's Boobies, without whose misplacement, runaway, or Boobnapping, this story could not have been possible.  A special thanks to Uralians and Duchess for the information on Oz Knockers, and especially the new information that Oz does indeed have Boobies.  I love it when laughter can also be educational!!!   Thanks to Chief Special Missing Boobie investGator JGary, whose dedication , intravenous use of coffee and lack of sleep, kept the Boobies at least in sight if not close to hand.  And we cannot forget  Special Anchor BillDance, who in this case was far from Silent, his special reports and action alerts may have interrupted our Blog watching, but kept us informed of the condition, where abouts, and shape of Cherie's Boobies.  But again, a very special thanks to all of you who added to everyones laughter and fun!!!

Now we do have some last minute items to take care of:

We had so many search volunteers turn out, 99% of whom were serious and dedicated to the return of Cherie's Boobies, and we cannot thanks those enough; but there were some, that we had to release or turn down their request to help:

 

We thought this volunteer group would be a fantastic assist, until we realized they had their names written on them, and a note of who to call if they became lost. Also explains why they wore the Boobie Traps instead of setting them.

 

 

 

 

Another two who enjoyed wearing the Boobie Traps just a little too much to not be concerned about them.

 

 

 

 

 

And lastly, this research group from Berkeley had to be let go, they were still deciding what a Boobie was 3 days into the search.  They called this activity pictured, "becoming one with the Boobie".

 

 

We did have some experts Volunteer to help in anyway they could:

 

 

Dr. Wheel  Mounds, worlds foremost expert on Boobie Traps ,dropped by to provide assistance. Everyone who met him says he was one of the happiest people they have ever met.

 

 

 

A young lady who wishes to remain anonymous,  dropped by to demonstate the proper way to set the trap.  Funny thing is, the women at the meeting said Yes! That's it! Simple!"  and the males seemed to say  "Huh, how did she do that behind her back??!!"  We asked her back for another course for the male volunteers.

 

 

Mr. Richard Simmons dropped by, we tried to say we had enough help, but could not get a word in.

 

 

 

 

 

This little fellow was fantastic, could spot a Boobie from miles away.  He was extremely useful inbetween naps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Companies and organizations came from all over the world to help:

 

 

A Japanese electronics firm is working 24/7 to perfect a Boobie listening device.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even NASA has been donating time to the search.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A TShirt company has donated time and TShirts to Cherie's cause.

 

 

 

 

A local French Pastry Shop donated much needed refreshments.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Tattoo Parlor in New Jersey provided free identifying Boobie Tattoos.

 

 

 

 

 

National Milk Companies responded to the emergency.

 

 

 

 

 

There were some interesting things turned in as Cheries Boobies, none of which seemed to fit the bill.

 

The finder said he sat and watched these for days and days.

 

 

 

 

 

You know our Heather, who also helped in this search, and Kathy, both friends of mine collect Heart Shaped rocks. I do not know why, but I think I may start to collect Boob shaped rocks.

 

 

 

Right Bathroom, wrong Boobies.

 

 

 

 

Cherie wanted to keep the car, we are feeling out the company for her.

 

 

 

 

 

And lastly, there were some unfortunate accidents:

 

 

 

We cannot express the importance of staying focused often enough.

 

 

 

 

We cannot show you the picture that follows this one, it is far too graphic for public viewing.  Let us restate the warning;  NEVER STARE AT BOOBIES! 

 

 

 

 

At last count we have three searchers that were taken off the search line.  We are providing the best of modern medical care.  Please keep them close to your chest and in your thoughts.

 

 

 

The worst accident happened in a Research Park in Los Angeles, where a non-traditional film company donated a spare prop for a Boobie Trap. No serious injuries were reported though several people were overcome by perfume and bath powder fumes.

 

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

 

 

 

Prince Charles for personally searching Great Britain for Cherie's Boobies.

 

 

 

 

 

To Chief Boobie InvestiGator JGary for inventing a simple yet effective test for the millions of fake and illegal Boobies flooding countries world wide that Anchor Bill uncovered in an under the covers investigative report.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a half hearted thank you to the Mushroom Growers of America, for trying to find a substitute for Cherie in case her own precious Boobies do not return.

 

Again, I thank all of you who took part, added to, and enjoyed the search.  Can we do it again next year??

 

UPDATE  06-17-08  11:53pdt

NAARTA OFFERS LOAN!!!

I did not think updates would be needed , but we must notice and give a special thanks to such an unselfish offer.  NAARTA has extended her loan offer of her own very nice  Boobies to Cherie.  If everyone in the world were so caring and unselfish with their endowments, the world would be a better and much happier place.  Thank you NAARTA!!!  Please people, make sure you thank Naarta!

Please note:  NAARTA wants to point out, due to many requests, that this offer only applies to Cherie.

You can thank Naarta here -------->