CATS AND DOGS

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.~ Joseph Wood Krutch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
~ Anonymous

 

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost ever other animals...it's also the reason they hate birds.
~ KC Buffington

 

 

 

 

 

We have a theory that cats are planning to take over the world, just try to look them straight in the eye....yup, they're hiding something!
~ Dog Fancy

 

 

 

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.  ~Dereke Bruce

 

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.  ~Ellen Perry Berkeley

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings.  She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.  ~Jerome K. Jerome

 

Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.  ~George F. Will

 

 

 

 

It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see.  ~Eleanor Farjeon

 

Cats are the ultimate narcissists.  You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming.  Dogs aren't like this.  A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.  ~James Gorman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods.  ~P.G. Wodehouse

 

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  ~Author Unknown

 

God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion.  ~Fernand Mery