BIG BROTHER IS HERE NOW!!!! SATELLITES ARE WATCHING!!

And all this time, people were telling me I was just paranoid!!!  Well, just because you are paranoid, does not mean someone is not out to get you!!!!  That is just the way it is.  Shhhhhh!  I think they are here again. . .

 

THE POOP ON FINDING PENGUINS

AP News, by Seth Borenstein, AP Science Writer

WASHINGTON – Scientists looking for lost (Who says they were lost!!??) penguins stumbled upon an effective method: Follow their poop from space.

 

 

"Be still, it is going over head again!!"

 

 

 

 

In remote  Antartica, about one-and-a-half times bigger than the United States,researchers have been unable to figure out just where colonies of emperor penguins live and if their population is in peril.

 

 

"Do we look lost?"

 

 

 

 

 

It's harder still because emperor penguins, featured in the film "March of the Penguins," breed on sea ice, which scientists say will shrink significantly in the future because of global warming. Because the large penguins stay on the same ice for months, their poop (We think some scientist[s] have a  fetish problem) stains make them stand out from space.

 

 

 

Scientists at the British Antartic Survey found this out by accident (of course it was) when they were looking at satellite images of their bases. A reddish-brown streak on the colorless ice was right where they knew a colony was, said survey mapping scientist Peter Fretwell.

 

 

 

 

The stain was penguin poo — particularly smelly stuff — and it gave researchers an idea to search for brown stains to find penguins. They found the same telltale trail, usually dark enough to spot from space, all over the continent, said Fretwell by telephone from England.

Satellite image showing guano stains of an emperor penguin colony in Halley Bay, Antarctica (British Antartic Survey Picture)

 

 

 

Using satellite data, the scientists found 10 new colonies of penguins, six colonies that had moved from previously mapped positions (What part of leave us alone did you not understand?) to new spots and another six that seemed to have disappeared. Overall, 38 colonies were spotted from above, according to Fretwell's paper, "Penguins From Space" in the journal Global Ecology and Biogeography. "It's a very important result scientifically, even though it's a lighthearted method," Fretwell said Monday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though Antarctic sea ice hasn't melted so far, scientists predict it to shrink by one-third by the end of the century, potentially threatening the birds, Fretwell said.

 

 

 

 

 

The research is "incredibly useful," because the only time to see emperors are during breeding in winter when weather makes it nearly impossible to get to the colonies, said longtime penguin researcher William Fraser, who wasn't involved in the study. Fraser noted that salty penguin guano "over time will corrode your boots," adding that he has lost nearly a dozen pairs to poop in 35 years of penguin research. (It is called Kharma)

"You spelled it wrong, there are two "L's"!!"